Richard announces plans to tell everyone they have "three options"

[CaptainWacky]

Richard today announced that he will tell everyone they have "three options" whenever they talk to him, whatever they're talking about.

"They'll all be really obvious options too!" he added, masturbating furiously to Susie(!?) eating a choclate digestive.

Lea announced that she will ignore all three options and instead talk about how she was booed on the way in and how she's "had it her whole fookin' life!"

Pete declined to comment as Lea had no given him permission to speak.

 

[EnglishRose]

Nikki looked confused, ate more food and wailed about her ulcer

 

[CaptainWacky]

ULCERS CAN BE SORE, YOU KNOW

 

[whisky]

So can carpet burns

Whats next for her, a hangnail?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think she'll have sex with Spiarl, to be honest.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SHE'S A FURRY?

 

[CaptainWacky]

MUST BE A DIFFERENT SPIRAL BUT I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST HER

 

[Hambil]

I LOVE THIS SHOW BECAUSE IT'S SO UNIQUE! THEY FOLLOW PEOPLE AROUND WITH CAMERAS THAT AREN'T ACTORS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH IT'S LIKE THAT MOVIE: BATMAN RETURSN