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RICHARD GERE IS SEXY WITH SHILPA

They sure like burning their effigies, don't they?
 
It's weird how effigies of Richard Gere, Shilpa and Jade Goody all look exactly the same. You'd think with so much prctice they could do a better job.
 
Just imagine, those backwards little brown chaps actually saw this on TV, and got so upset at a public display of 'emotion' that they very quickly bothered to make an effigy to burn in the first place.

Why don't Al Qaeda target wastes of space like them?
 
Um, isn't that what Pakistan does?
 
Kind of, but they fight with each other so much better.
 
its always the same people who burn the effigies. They have a little production line

Effigy Burner 1 - Who is it today?
Effigy Burner 2 - Is it Bush again?
Effigy Burner 1 - Nah, this time it's Michael Douglas
Effigy Burner 2 - Why, what has he done?
Effigy Burner 1 - you need a reason?
 
Effigy Burner and ardent fan of Apocalyspe Now - I love the smell of a contemporary figure being effigy burned in the mornin'

Effigy Burner who watches Graham Norton - So you probably won't be too keen on us burning Michael Douglas then!

Effigy Burner with a drum kit - Ba-Boom-Tish!
 
why doesn't every single human being in the world fucking kill themself, then the world would be a better place
 
CaptainWacky said:
why doesn't every single human being in the world fucking kill themself, then the world would be a better place
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Even Buddhists?
 
They wouldn't mind anyway.
 
Coming this summer: Captain Wacky as Shinji Ikari.
 
I reckon effigy making has to be one of the top three jobs in India, with the other two being quiki mart operators, and of course telemarketing.
 
Is it against their religion for an actor to kiss a Shilpa?
 
I'm sure people kiss in those Bollywood movies. And Shilpa's a Bollywood actress.
 
Yes but no IN PUBLIC WHERE THE ELEPHANT GOD CAN SEE
 
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