Richard Quest

[Mentalist]

BEST. NEWS. READER. EVER.

 

[Mentalist]

Man, Richard Quest fucking rules. I watch Quest (CNN show name) all the fucking time, its great. He went on a mission to find out how shallow beauty is on the last episode it was fucking funny as fuck, did anyone see it?

He ACTUALLY got botox on air for his show. He did a catwalk, met everyone from Naomi Cambell to Claudia Schiffer, the man gets around but hes FUCKING HILARIOUS.

He does have the best job ever they send him round the world doing interesting stuff every week.

RICHARD QUEST RULES!

 

[Henoch]

Menty, i have informed the Greece police that you thieved a police cell phone. Expect a knock on yer door at any moment babe! You will be immediately stripped searched up into yer bung hole for the cell phone before they even begin to search yer mothers home. I DEMANDED that be done in exchange for my vital info into this crime. You will also be savagely beaten with big sticks, also a DEMAND of mine for the info i provided.

 

[Mentalist]

Thats nice.

 

[Henoch]

Thats nice.

It is if yer into stick beating & anal probation!

 

[Mentalist]

You're mistaken, when you called they would have put you straight through to The Mykonos brigade.

 

[KenDodsDadsDog]

Man, Richard Quest fucking rules.

Mr. Mentalist. You are a sad arsed loser who obviously masturbates too much. However. you are correct about Mr. Quest. The man is a TV legend and has kept me company on many a long night over the last few years.

 

[Gagh]

Who?

 

[CaptainWacky]

NEver heard of his ass.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bet Menty's forgotten all about this cunt.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Johnny Quest was about pedos (according to Harvey Birdman).

 

[CaptainWacky]

All things are about paedos.