RIGHT SAID FRED ARE GOING TO REUNITE

[Mentalist]

EXPECT THEM TO RELEASE A RED NOSE DAY SONG IN SHORT ORDER

 

[The Question]

Oh, no they're not going to reunite. Because if they try, I'm going to slit their throats one by one and burn down the building around them.

 

[Mentalist]

Not if I get there first and piledriver each member through a glass table with a convienient bucket of lava underneath you won't.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I USED ONE OF THEIR MESH SHIRTS AS A NAPKIN AT THE HARD ROCK CAFE IN CARNIE WILSON'S BUM

 

[headvoid]

I hear they may be friendly with Kevin Spacey

 

[Mentalist]

Maybe Kevin Spacey will do a rap on SNL when his hair starts to grow back more.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IF, not WHEN

 

[The Question]

Not if I get there first and piledriver each member through a glass table with a convienient bucket of lava underneath you won't.

Tell you what, let's compromise -- I'll slit their throats, you put 'em through the tables and into the buckets, and we'll each toss a handful of lit matches into the kerosene on the way out the door.

 

[Mentalist]

I'll bring the packed lunch.

 

[PoopOnAStick]

If I see anybody buying this new album that comes out, I will personally beat the living shit out of them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE MITCHELL BROTHERS