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Right, thats it, I know you did it you fuckers.

Mentalist

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Gagh you robbed my great aunt of her pension book dressed as Optimus Prime you cunt!

Wacky, why did you piss over my micro machines collection, you bitch?

Cait, if I catch you filling my shoes up with water and sticking them in the freezer again.. Why I oughta..

Sardy, don't EVER dress my cats up as Oompa-Loompa's again! you crossed the line!

BlazerBoy, I expect that fresco of Milli Vanilli you painted on the south wall of my house with added speech bubbles calling me a cunt to be painted over by morning, you ass!

Eggs, My last bottle of Absolut! You stole it you, I can't.. words fail me!

Harkley, I can't believe you put my hand in that bowl of warm water and covered my face in shaving cream, I'll get even, bastard!

MM, I want you to retract my name and address from that gay police officer fetish site, bitch!

Whisky, I don't appreciate walking outside my front door to find a crudley made paper machie scouser family sticking their fingers up at me when I walk out the door to get the milk, Bastard.

As for the rest of you that have done me wrong.... I will get my revenge and list the injustices soon enough, MARK MY WORDS.


:evil:

ASSHOLES!
 
I was only playing around, and it could have all been avoided if you'd only sent me those half naked pics. ;)
 
You'll never take me alive, copper, see?

I got a whole cigarette machine right here in my bedroom, see? Myah! Myah!

I'm lightin' up right now see? Myah!
 
Mentalist said:
Gagh you robbed my great aunt of her pension book dressed as Optimus Prime you cunt!

Wacky, why did you piss over my micro machines collection, you bitch?

Cait, if I catch you filling my shoes up with water and sticking them in the freezer again.. Why I oughta..

Sardy, don't EVER dress my cats up as Oompa-Loompa's again! you crossed the line!

BlazerBoy, I expect that fresco of Milli Vanilli you painted on the south wall of my house with added speech bubbles calling me a cunt to be painted over by morning, you ass!

Eggs, My last bottle of Absolut! You stole it you, I can't.. words fail me!

Harkley, I can't believe you put my hand in that bowl of warm water and covered my face in shaving cream, I'll get even, bastard!

MM, I want you to retract my name and address from that gay police officer fetish site, bitch!

Whisky, I don't appreciate walking outside my front door to find a crudley made paper machie scouser family sticking their fingers up at me when I walk out the door to get the milk, Bastard.

As for the rest of you that have done me wrong.... I will get my revenge and list the injustices soon enough, MARK MY WORDS.


:evil:

ASSHOLES!

Just wait till you use the caps lock key.......
 
There is nothing better than to arrive, do damage, and slip away like a fart in a hurricane.
 
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