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RIP Old lady from Titanic

May she R.I.P :rip:
 
Homer: At least I still have my pranks calls to celebrities.

*dials number*

Homer: Hello, old lady from Titanic? You stink!

*hangs up*

Homer: Hehehehe!
 
she had a good kick at the can, that one did. good for her!
 
Gloria Stuart. Her name was Gloria Stuart.

She was a classy dame for a full century. She survived working with Cameron, so it's no surprise she made it to 100.

We miss you!
 
Didn't she also do a parody of the Titanic at the MTV movie awards?
 
a proof that not all good die young (fortunately). She was a founding member of the Screen Actors' Guild, btw.

She had rather a cool sense of humour, too:
When I graduated from Santa Monica High in 1927, I was voted the girl most likely to succeed. I didn't realize it would take so long.

The first time I saw her was in "The Invisible Man". Awesome movie :)
 
I always hated that fucking old lady because she selfishly dropped the jewel into the ocean. HOW ABOUT SELLING THE FUCKING THING SO THAT YOUR GREAT-GRANDDAUGHTER DOESN'T HAVE TO SELL HER PUSSY TO SUPPORT YOUR CENTENARIAN ASS???
 
She was senile. She thought Jack would be revived by it sinking to his watery grave.
 
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