Rivendell or Hobbition.

[Mentalist]

THE DEFINITIVE POLL. WHERE WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE?

 

[Gagh]

Whitehawk!

 

[EnglishRose]

Deja Vu!

 

[Mentalist]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Mentalist]

Just popping down to Lidls to get a three pence loaf of bread kids. Don't brick your aunties window until I come back ok.

 

[Gagh]

I'll beat you to death with a snooker cue for wearing a West Ham top in my local.

 

[EnglishRose]

don't forget to get a packet of broken biscuits while your there

 

[Harkley]

GO ON YOU HAMMERS!

 

[Conchaga]

Deja Vu!

Deja Vecu.... get it right.

 

[Mentalist]

Awlriight mate, yeah, top quality fubu knickers robbed them the other day, want ten bones for em, I nutted the fucking security gaurd and set fire to the mens wear with a flaming bottle of white lightning.

Fucking right, bruv.

 

[Tyrant]

Bonsai [you]? Do they make them that small?

 

[Gagh]

don't forget to get a packet of broken biscuits while your there

Or the finest beaver cheese from Swaziland!

 

[Gagh]

Bonsai [you]? Do they make them that small?

There are lots of little Gaghs all around you (of course, Gagh is Croatian for Prick)

 

[EnglishRose]

I am beginning to dislike the use of 'you'

 

[Gagh]

I know. We need a [fuck off and die] tag too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOBBITION because it's bigger.

 

[Gagh]

And has better supermarket parking.

 

[Mentalist]

But Rivendell has naked Elven women.


Well, MY VERSION DOES

 

[Gagh]

DO THEY SHOOT PORN?

 

[Conchaga]

I'm not into hairy midgets. Gimme a slender elven woman any day.