Roast chicken crisps don't taste anything like roast chicken

[CaptainWacky]

Why does no one ever complain?

 

[Tisiphone]

I don't think I've ever had roast chicken crisps...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think they're fairly accurate. Maybe the texture is throwing you off.

 

[Tisiphone]

I wanna know how come the little microwave mac & cheese tastes different from the one you cook on the stove.

 

[whisky]

Maybe things taste different when they are cooked from the inside out.

 

[Cassie]

Is there really chicken in Chicken 'n a bisquit?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like prawn cocktail crisps BUT I'D NEVER EAT A PRAWN COCKTAIL.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I had a bit of someone else's prawn cocktail last week. I really don't see the attraction.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That is why you fail.

 

[Cock]

a crisp is a potato chip, right?

I had salt n vinegar crisps today.....my tongue is raw, i tell you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Crisps are an art form in this country.

 

[Cassie]

I like salt and vinegar chips.

 

[WillsZenith]

beef monster munch fucking own, disco's and hula hoops rock..... nik naks erm well...

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES on Beef Monster Munch, probably recognised as the greatest crisps ever produced. Haven't had Nik Nak's for ages, there's probably only about ten bags in all of Scotland at any one time.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Cheese and onion McCoy's are vastly superior crisps!

 

[CaptainWacky]

KETTLE CHIPS ARE GOOD but don't taste like kettles.

 

[Loktar]

KETTLE CHIPS ARE GOOD but don't taste like kettles.

Indeed. But I like the sour cream onion and chive kettle chips anyway.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I LIKED STRONG FLAVOURS THAT YOU TASTE ALL DAY.

 

[Cassie]

beef monster munch fucking own, disco's and hula hoops rock..... nik naks erm well...

This post required serious mental manipulations to decipher.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There was a website where you could order UK foods to deliver anywhere in the US...ORDER ALL OUR CRISPS.