Robl murdered Nibbles and I can prove it !

[Mr Monk]

Ok
Here's what I think happened....

Robl was desperate to seek out the power online that he was missing in his real life. He knew he HAD to be made a TK Admin again or his life really would be worthless.

One by one, everyone who remembered his betrayal moved away until there were only two. Sardy and Parallaxis.

Sardy could be bought off easily enough, just offer to buy some of his dime store Nuke Novels.

But Parallaxis, How could he get rid of him ?

Then it came to him, a plan so horrible that there would be no turning back.

He set out to murder Nibbles.

You see by murdering Nibbles he could get Parallaxis to respond in his usual witty format, then ban him forever to the Daycare.

But he couldn't do it alone.
He needed help.
He needed a patsy.

Enter Shatna.

Robl could use Shatna to get close to the family, to spark them into outrage to cause controversy, and to convince them to cremate the body to get rid of all the evidence.

He only made one mistake.

You see he forgot to turn off his gay porn web cam when he was typing out the fake funeral board message. Over a thousand over-40 gay Japanese businessmen saw him commit the crime.

 

[Gagh]

You sad, lifeless little shit. You're such a fucking coward, you register a dual to post this BS.

What a cunt.

 

[Shatna]

It's no less retarded a theory than the clueless bullshit Para and CU dreamed up. In fact it's far more clever.

 

[Caitriona]

Here's the thing about these latest duals... They are a day late and a dollar short.
This is an idiotic attempt to cash in on some cheap trolling, except as usual this dual is late to the party. Hey retard, "This is yesterday's troll."

Still trying to be the guardian of the Skinofevil Fan Club, these duals believe that "No one is safe", except there is an important part omitted. Skin has some talent!!

He could write. You, my dear hapless soul, cannot.

He had good timing. You, my idiot moron wannabe, have the timing of a nerd on his first date.

He was something you will never be. Face it, you're a wanna be and you always will be just a hanger on sniffing at the gas Skin farts in your face while you try and kiss his ass and beg to suck his.... [well anything he'd let you suck]

You know the only thing harder than spending keystrokes posting to you, is pretending I don't know your real identity. Means I can't tell you what I really think because it would give your identity away.

This is TK, troll to your heart's content. It won't make you a good troll. It won't make the timing on this one any better. It won't secure you a place in TK history books. It won't make you a better writer, a better artist or even a better man.

Suck it up dual, you're as bad at this as you always were.

 

[DarthSikle]

have the timing of a nerd on his first date.

Heh heh

 

[Shatna]

Here's the thing about these latest duals... They are a day late and a dollar short.
This is an idiotic attempt to cash in on some cheap trolling, except as usual this dual is late to the party. Hey retard, "This is yesterday's troll."

Still trying to be the guardian of the Skinofevil Fan Club, these duals believe that "No one is safe", except there is an important part omitted. Skin has some talent!!

He could write. You, my dear hapless soul, cannot.

He had good timing. You, my idiot moron wannabe, have the timing of a nerd on his first date.

He was something you will never be. Face it, you're a wanna be and you always will be just a hanger on sniffing at the gas Skin farts in your face while you try and kiss his ass and beg to suck his.... [well anything he'd let you suck]

You know the only thing harder than spending keystrokes posting to you, is pretending I don't know your real identity. Means I can't tell you what I really think because it would give your identity away.

This is TK, troll to your heart's content. It won't make you a good troll. It won't make the timing on this one any better. It won't secure you a place in TK history books. It won't make you a better writer, a better artist or even a better man.

Suck it up dual, you're as bad at this as you always were.

God, I'm so hot right now.

 

[RobL]

Ah, yes. Status as Public Enemy #1.

This is what every troll lives for.

Thanks, Para, you've made my day.

 

[Starship Coyote]

I don't know, I found it amusing in the same vein that a bidet is amusing.

 

[RobL]

^ But at least your ass is clean.

 

[starguard]