ROCKETS LAUNCHED AT ALASKA

[Kefka]

No joke, I just heard in the news that NORAD has detected incoming rockets!! It's too soon to say where they originated from, TURN ON YOUR FUCKING TVs!!!

 

[Kefka]

One of them has been destroyed over the Pacific. No one is saying if it malfunctioned by itself or if it was hit with the missile shield.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Man, you must have had to blow the dust off this troll before posting it...

 

[Kefka]

Really? I just made it up.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's a classic Chicken Boy Little Who Cried the Sky Wolf is Falling maneuver.

#5 in Bronfman's Guide to Yelling Fire in a Crowded Movie House.

 

[missmanners]

^ Oh saaaaaaaaaaay.... I just thought of a good troll/prank... all I need is a graphic artist, a lawyer, and a pay pal account.

:retard:
mm

 

[Kefka]

I'm guessing at least 2 looked into this 'rocket strike.'

 

[SaintLucifer]

I'm guessing at least 2 looked into this 'rocket strike.'

I should hope so since it actually happened. My country is testing our new long-range missiles. They were not mere rockets. We fired them into Alaska from out city of Halifax, Nova Scotia. Good to see the test was successful. We are no North Korea or Iran. We are the real deal. Our rockets/missiles actually work.

 

[Sarek]

I should hope so since it actually happened. My country is testing our new long-range missiles. They were not mere rockets. We fired them into Alaska from out city of Halifax, Nova Scotia. Good to see the test was successful. We are no North Korea or Iran. We are the real deal. Our rockets/missiles actually work.

Yes, My son has the complete inventory of Canadian ballistic and interceptor missiles. Estes makes your entire inventory.

Do you guys still light them off with those little match thingies that run off a 9 volt battery?

 

[SaintLucifer]

Yes, My son has the complete inventory of Canadian ballistic and interceptor missiles. Estes makes your entire inventory.

Do you guys still light them off with those little match thingies that run off a 9 volt battery?

Canadian defensive systems:

 

[Kefka]

American defensive system:

 

[Sarek]

Canadian defensive systems:

That's some good photochop. They toys almost look real!

 

[Kefka]

Oh that's right - Canada doesn't have nukes.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

"D" looks the most like something Canadians might actually use.

 

[VKD]

turns out kefka was right - everybody apologise to him

 

[jack]

about what?

 

[VKD]

about what?

have you not been watching teh news?

 

[jack]

No, I've been getting head and napping....what's going on?

 

[VKD]

No, I've been getting head and napping....what's going on?

we're all doomed.

 

[jack]

That's nice.