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ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
...who's still a virgin?

(It's been playing nonstop the past couple of weeks on cheap cable since it's supposed to be BOO SCARY FOR HALLOWEEN OOOOOOOoooooo)
 
I used to go to see it in Tampa when I was in high school.. I haven't been a virgin for a long time. We took our squirt guns and bread and rice and umbrellas.. can't remember what else, but it was lots of fun.
 
Dr Dave said:
I've never seen it, and couldent care less about seeing it.
It's not something you need to be cooler than. It's a good/bad campy rock musical. The dress-up and screaming back at the screen is optional.
 
I don't even go to the cinema, I'm hardly likely to go to the cinema dressed up as MISTRESS SPANKSALOT.
 
Yelling at the screen and saying the words is so fun though. I can't remember, aren't you supposed to say 'slut' everytime they show Janet's face?
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
It's not something you need to be cooler than. It's a good/bad campy rock musical. The dress-up and screaming back at the screen is optional.

I didnt assume I was, I would probably have a decent time at such a show.
 
It's really fun to get stoned and/or drunk before going.... oh now I"m gonna have the time warp stuck in my head all night.
 
You don't have to admit that you're a virgin, as long as the people you go with don't start screaming and pointing at you.
 
As if you needed another odd tid-bit of my life, I spent a couple years in a group playing Dr. Franken-Furter for the stage reenactment type production we had at my university. I looked great in fishnet stockings, BTW.
 
I was taken to a show in Dallas on my 16th birthday. I had to get up on stage and sing the alphabet. I was great. :)
 
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely

Not for very much longer

I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling

Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No, not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well secluded, I see all

With a bit of a mind flip

You're into the time slip

And nothing can ever be the same

You're spaced out on sensation

Like you're under sedation

Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

Well I was walking down the street
Just a having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again

Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
 
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