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Rodents of unusual size

[after Westley rescues her from the lightning quicksand]
Buttercup: We'll never succeed. We may as well die here.
Westley: No, no. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurt - no problem. There's a popping sound preceding each; we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.
Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
[Immediately, an R.O.U.S. attacks him]
 
I think I saw one of those at work last week under someone's house. I swear, I saw a dead rat the size of a Buick the other day in a customer's crawlspace. :barf:
 
You could keep them as pets!
 
You could keep them as pets!

WHY IS TK SO SLOW? WHY DO I KEEP DOUBLE POSTING? :rwmad:
 
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