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Rommie

You're talking to a guy who has an anime fetish, and has BlackAdder for an avatar.

You wanted something coherent? ;)
 
Prince Edmund: Tell me, Brother Baldrick, what exactly did God do to the Sodomites?

Baldrick: I dunno, my lord. But it can't have been worse than what they used to do to each other.
 
Edmund: Right, Baldrick, let's try again, shall we? This is called adding. If I have two beans, & then I add two more beans, what do I have?

Baldrick: Some beans.

Edmund: Yes...& no. Let's try again, shall we? I have two beans, then I add two more beans. What does that make?

Baldrick: A very small casserole.

Edmund: Baldrick, the ape creatures of the Indus have mastered this. Now try again. One, two, three, four. So how many are there?

Baldrick: Three.

Edmund: What?

Baldrick: And that one.

Edmund: Three...& that one. So if I add that one to the three, what will I have?

Baldrick: Some beans.

Edmund: Yes. To you, Baldrick, the Renaissance was something that just happened to other people, wasn't it?
 
What a shameless way to attract attention to your cool new avatar.

Don't give in, everyone: Look at mine.
 
Actually it was never intended to be as such. It's simply morphed into one. Such is life here at TK. The most straightforward of things can be twisted into the most perverted and mind bending things. Usually for the better.
 
Percy: It will be a great day tomorrow for us nobles.

Prince Edmund: Well, not if we lose, Percy. If we lose, I'll be chopped to pieces. My arms will end up at Essex, my torso in Norfolk, and my genitalia stuck up in a tree somewhere in Rutland.

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Prince Edmund: Tomorrow I shall prove that I am a man.

Percy: Well, you are a man.

Prince Edmund: But how shall it be proved, Percy?

Percy: Well, they could always look up that tree in Rutland.
 
Edmund: Baldrick, go forth into the streets and announce that Lord Blackadder wishes to sell his house. Percy, just go forth into the streets.
 
Prince Edmund: I shall be known from now on, as the Black Vegetable.

Baldrick: My lord, wouldn't something like the Black Adder sound better?
 
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