Rooney's Bloody Foot

[Gagh]

BBC Website this morning

"Wayne Rooney has left the England training camp at Baden-Baden, and is on route to pick up his flight back to England for the scan on his foot to determine if he will be able to play at all in the World Cup."

BBC Website later this morning

"Wayne Rooney has boarded his flight back to England, for the scan on his foot to determine if he will be able to play at all in the World Cup."

BBC Website early afternoon

"Wayne Rooney has completed the scan on his foot to determine if he will be able to play at all in the World Cup."

BBC Website 2 Hours ago

"Wayne Rooney has returned to hospital to find out the results of a scan on his broken foot."

FUCKING HELL - They'd follow him to the crapper and needlessly report on it, if he invited them in. "England star Wayne Rooney's stools showed evidence of sweetcorn, a sign of healthy eating from the diet implemented by England team nutritionists. After finishing, he wiped with Extra Comfort Andrex..."

 

[Gagh]

FRESH UPDATE ON THE BBC WEBSITE!!!

"Rooney is still waiting at the hospital"

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I thought this was going to be about Andy Rooney. TEASE!!

 

[Gagh]

NEW UPDATE ON THE BBC WEBSITE!!!!

"'Decisive' Rooney decision coming"

 

[Big Dick McGee]

New Update!!!

"Rooney's foot to be elevated and iced!"

 

[Gagh]

It's like that BDM - it really is.

 

[Gagh]

AND FINALLY, FROM THE BBC WEBSITE...


"Rooney gets World Cup green light"


So he's going. At last.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

From the BBC: "CORRECTION: Rooney to have foot amputated to remove flesh-eating bacteria".

 

[Conchaga]

mmm... British Necrotizing Fasciitis. Also known as Fish N' Chips from any stand in Liverpool or Manchester. Can also be contracted from hookers in London's Picadilly Circle or Hyde Park.