*ROTFLMAO* COMPLETELY PWNED SITE!!

[SaintLucifer]

I am a fucking GOD!! I completely and utterly fucked a site! I was banned under one name but returned under another. Seems I was banned from that site simply for calling a woman 'ugly'. I am incredulous!! The idiots sent me an e-mail telling me that was why I was banned. Under a new name, I claimed I was a 'friend' who received an e-mail about the ban. I posted the entire contents of the e-mail. Immediately the idiots at the site deleted the posts. I mean I have never seen Admins move so quickly (except here when they removed the IP-ban after I called them on it). Entire threads disappeared. Not just posts. Entire THREADS. I was careful not to spam. I simply posted where I felt others would see it. In the e-mail, the idiot Admin claimed he was being a gentleman by banning me because I had hurt a bitch's feelings by telling her she was fucking ugly which she was. When I returned under another name, I told everyone the real reason why my 'friend' was banned. Dumb cunt Admin told everyone that was not true. I loved it! The moment of triumph!! BAMMMMMMM!!!! I hit them with the fucking e-mail. BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I tell you!! BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM and BAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! I hit them hard!! They shat their fucking pants and immediately deleted the post. BAMMMMMMMMMMM!!! I posted it again! BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! I hit them with it again! Then I started another thread stating if the members of the site no longer see me posting, then I have been BANNNED!! BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! WHO'S THE MAN??!!! I fucking PWNED ANOTHER entire site!! They banned TWO names in ONE day!! Today!! Fuck you all! None of you could TOUCH me!! I have been banned from more sites than all of you COMBINED so go ahead and suck my cock.

 

[Tyrant]

How sad.

 

[SaintLucifer]

*ROTFLMAO* I double-checked! I am the FIRST to ever be IP-banned from this particular site!! *ROTFLMAO* Incredible! I never used a single swear word. I never posted a single picture. I never uttered anything racist. All I did was make the entire site out to be liars with PROOF they banned me simply for calling somone ugly. *ROTFLMAO* Fuck I am incredible!! I will go down in history as the guy who OWNED that site and I mean BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! OWNED!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tyrant]

k

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[SaintLucifer]

Excuse me. I need to reconfigure this system. I have an IP-ban to bypass. *points at the rest of you morons* You actually thought you could even BEGIN to compete against me??? Fuck. I am a GOD!! I wiped out an entire site that talked the way you did 'oh but we don't ban - ever unless they post child pornography or something like that'. BAMMMMM!!! Two days I lasted!! A record!!

 

[RWC]

You're just a douche, nothing more.

 

[SaintLucifer]

You're just a douche, nothing more.

Jealous are we?? Destroyed the same site TWICE!! With only TWO names!! I am a fucking GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! And I did it with an Admin's own e-mail!!

 

[SaintLucifer]

You're just a douche, nothing more.

I thought so. Now shut the fuck up bitch lest I backhand you across the mouth with my dick!

 

[Tyrant]

You're just a douche, nothing more.

Quite.

 

[Lilith]

I thought we were all "insignificant" as stated in your other thread.

If this is so, why share your stories with us "insignificant" people?

Somebody's contradicting himself I see.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I thought we were all "insignificant" as stated in your other thread.

If this is so, why share your stories with us "insignificant" people?

Somebody's contradicting himself I see.

Too dumb to understand are you? No surprise there. I simply aim to remind you why you all wish you were the great SAINTLUCIFER!! I had revisited the site from which I had two IDs banned on the same day. The SAINTLUCIFER name lasted perhaps 10 minutes before being IP-banned. I set TWO records in the same day at this site! I am but a GOD!! No one can handle the great SAINTLUCIFER! I am in awe even of myself!! None of you could ever hope to match my greatness! Think about it. 10 minutes before being completely IP-banned at a site that was almost as lax about rules as this place. Strangely enough, I did not post any porn, I did not use any curse words, I did not spam, I did not post any oversized pics. All I did was prove what hypocrites they are. I challenge ANYONE to make an attempt at matching my greatness!!

Yes. You are all insignificant. I have been away from here a few days have I not? Yet, upon reviewing threads when I returned, you all continued to talk about the great SAINTLUCIFER. Incredibly, you were posting to the greatness that is I although I was not even here. That is the equivalent of MESSEDUP going insane attempting to garner my attention with his spam although I have told him before that I had him on my IGNORE. He is so desperate for my attention he is willing to spam my threads out of frustration. He is too dumb to realise I see only his name. Nothing more. I would be frustrated if one as great as myself ignored me too. Much like a devout Christian would become frustrated if his God chose to ignore him. Rather makes sense.

 

[Tyrant]

That is the equivalent of MESSEDUP going insane attempting to garner my attention with his spam although I have told him before that I had him on my IGNORE. He is so desperate for my attention he is willing to spam my threads out of frustration. He is too dumb to realise I see only his name. Nothing more. I would be frustrated if one as great as myself ignored me too. Much like a devout Christian would become frustrated if his God chose to ignore him. Rather makes sense.

LOL!! OMFG LOL!!!

 

[Anna]

Hey, I know a site where's you be the first to ever be banned there. PM me, and I'll send you the link.

 

[Lilith]

Luci's still alive?

 

[SaintLucifer]

Luci's still alive?

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[Anna]

You have too much time on your hands.