RUB A DUB DUB, A DAVE & YUB POETIC INTERLUDE

[Henoch]

RUB A DUB DUB
DAVE'S LOOKING FOR HIS DUCKIE
RUB A DUB DUB
IT'S IN THE TUB WITH YUB
RUB A DUB DUB A DOODLE DOO
YUB WENT POO
RIGHT ON DUCKIE DOO
RUB A DUB DUB
THERE WERE NUNS IN YUB'S TUB
THEY HAD SEX WITH DUCKIE
ALL WERE FUCKIED
RUB A DUB DUB
KILL KILL
NOT BILL, BUT DUCKIE DOO
BOO HOO CRIED DAVE
STFU SAID YUB
STILL SITTING IN HIS TUB
RUB A DUB DUB
DAVE KILLED THE NUNS
CAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE NICE BUNS
RUB A DUB DUB
YUB GOT OUTTA THE TUB
AND KISSED DAVE WET
THEN IN CAME THE PET
...DINOSAUR
RUB A DUB DUB
HE ATE DAVE & YUB!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Interesting work.

 

[Homo Erectus]

I like the part where the dinosaur ate Yub.

 

[Dr Dave]

I know who's getting kicked out of the story soon.

 

[Yub]

I would never kiss Dr Dave.

 

[Homo Erectus]

only because you got ate by a dinosaur first.

 

[Yub]

Reading's not a skill you've actually mastered is it? BEHOLD..

YUB GOT OUTTA THE TUB
AND KISSED DAVE WET
THEN IN CAME THE PET
...DINOSAUR
RUB A DUB DUB
HE ATE DAVE & YUB!

 

[Henoch]

I would never kiss Dr Dave.

I never said you kissed Dave on the lips, although that is exactly what I meant. I could take the kiss out of the poem, but that would compromise my artistic integrity.

 

[Henoch]

I know who's getting kicked out of the story soon.

You're going to take Tisiphone out?

 

[Dr Dave]

Nope, this guy named Henoch.