SADDAM JUROR IS A MICHAEL JACKSON FAN!

[CaptainWacky]

"I DEMAND A MISS-TRIAL!" YELLED COLONEL MUSTAFA AND GENERAL ADAN BUT HULK HOGAN GAVE THEM A DOUBLE NOGGIN' KNOCKER AND SAID "WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING BROTHER...I HAVE BIRD FLU!" AND DROPPED DEAD ON THE SPOT AS DID EVERYONE IN THE COURT HOUSE BUT SADDAM WHO HAS A NATURAL IMMUNITY TO BIRD FLU SO THERE'S NO STOPPING HIM NOW!

 

[Gagh]

ALAS, MAVEN, WHO WAS OUT OF WORK WAS HIRE BY THE HUSSAIN FAMILY TO FREE SADDAM, AND WITH A PERFECTLY WEIGHTED DROPKICK FROM THE PUBLIC VIEWING GALLERY, HE HIT THE LOCK ON MR HUSSAIN'S LITTLE CAGE AND FREED HIM. ALAS, HE BROKE HIS NECK IN THE FALL, AND HAS BEEN EATEN BY IRAQIS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least he went out as a hero.