Lord Kookoo feels sorry for Saint Lucifer. It is obvious that Saint Lucifer has low self-esteem. That is why Saint Lucifer acts the way he does. But Lord Kookoo can heal Saint Lucifer of his low self-esteem. All Saint Lucifer has to do is beleive that Lord Kookoo died for his sins, kicked Satan's ass, and now is the master of every boy, man, woman and child on the plabnet Earth.
Now some people disagree with Lord Kookoo. That is because they are under the power of Lord Kookoo's enemy, Satan. Satan hates Lord Kookoo because he knows Lord Kookoo is the Saviour of the world, and wants everyone to live with Lord Kookoo forever in his mansion of pure gold.
Listen, Saint Lucifer. Surrender your heart, mind and bank account to Lord Kookoo. Only I can save you from being sodomized in hell by the infernal homosexual Saran. Turn your checks over to Lord Kookoo.