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SaintLucifer Forces Troll Valhalla To Change Site Settings!!

SaintLucifer

beer, I want beer
The great SaintLucifer has done it yet again! What a stroke of genius! It seems the Admins at Troll Valhalla disliked my posting in yellow, so they changed their entire colour filter system. Now, anyone who posts in yellow will have their text show up as pink. The same goes for green and blue. Yours truly has forced the entire site to post in white, and white only. Can you say 'PWNed by the great SaintLucifer... again'? The idiots (see SNOOP) have even resorted to deleting, moving and editing EVERY SINGLE ONE of my posts. This is PWNAGE ULTRA! I have so angered the idiots over there that I have forced the Admins to make their own denizens suffer the same fate as myself. Now, EVERYONE must post in one colour only. There can be now greater way for one to own an entire site, especially when I have forced others to endure what the great SaintLucifer must. I am but a GOD!!
 
Then why doesn't "god" just change the settings back himself and stop whining about it? I mean god is SUPPOSED to be all powerful, isn't he?
 
SaintLucifer said:
The great SaintLucifer has done it yet again! What a stroke of genius! It seems the Admins at Troll Valhalla disliked my posting in yellow, so they changed their entire colour filter system. Now, anyone who posts in yellow will have their text show up as pink. The same goes for green and blue. Yours truly has forced the entire site to post in white, and white only. Can you say 'PWNed by the great SaintLucifer... again'? The idiots (see SNOOP) have even resorted to deleting, moving and editing EVERY SINGLE ONE of my posts. This is PWNAGE ULTRA! I have so angered the idiots over there that I have forced the Admins to make their own denizens suffer the same fate as myself. Now, EVERYONE must post in one colour only. There can be now greater way for one to own an entire site, especially when I have forced others to endure what the great SaintLucifer must. I am but a GOD!!
Thanks for fucking the entire English language over.

One should know that when one begins referring to ones self in the third person, one should not slip back into first person.
 
Sarek said:
Then why doesn't "god" just change the settings back himself and stop whining about it? I mean god is SUPPOSED to be all powerful, isn't he?

Who is whining? I am exalted that they have resorted to such tactics. Only a GOD can make everyone else experience the same fate as himself. When the idiots made those changes at Troll Valhalla, they made changes to EVERYONE's posts. Never mistake my triumphs for whining. The only whiner here would be yourself. Do you not recall all those rantings you posted about how your wife no longer loved you, how she refused you sex? You explained to us all that was why you spent so much time in Troll Kingdom. You stated it was a form of therapy for you, since you were getting none. Why not divorce the cunt you dumb fuck? Never take that shit from a bitch.
 
SaintLucifer said:

Who is whining? I am exalted that they have resorted to such tactics. Only a GOD can make everyone else experience the same fate as himself. When the idiots made those changes at Troll Valhalla, they made changes to EVERYONE's posts. Never mistake my triumphs for whining. The only whiner here would be yourself. Do you not recall all those rantings you posted about how your wife no longer loved you, how she refused you sex? You explained to us all that was why you spent so much time in Troll Kingdom. You stated it was a form of therapy for you, since you were getting none. Why not divorce the cunt you dumb fuck? Never take that shit from a bitch.



Diarrhea of the mouth posts again.



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Cacophony said:
Thanks for fucking the entire English language over.

One should know that when one begins referring to ones self in the third person, one should not slip back into first person.

So says the cunt who believes the social sciences and socialism are unrelated. Duh?
 
SaintLucifer said:

Who is whining? I am exalted that they have resorted to such tactics. Only a GOD can make everyone else experience the same fate as himself. When the idiots made those changes at Troll Valhalla, they made changes to EVERYONE's posts. Never mistake my triumphs for whining. The only whiner here would be yourself. Do you not recall all those rantings you posted about how your wife no longer loved you, how she refused you sex? You explained to us all that was why you spent so much time in Troll Kingdom. You stated it was a form of therapy for you, since you were getting none. Why not divorce the cunt you dumb fuck? Never take that shit from a bitch.

No, you're whining. I can definitely detect hight pitch, whinny sobbing in your post.
 
SaintLucifer said:
So says the cunt who believes the social sciences and socialism are unrelated. Duh?
Me thinks SaintLucifer was not loved enough as a child.

Fear not!

Cacophony will love you :love: !!!!
 
Acrimonious said:
Diarrhea of the mouth posts again.



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A song about you.

Jealousy
I can't complain about the way we tried
So maybe it's the time to say goodbye
Not gonna look around, I'm just gonna look away
Don't put the reasons back in my head
Said you loved me then you left me for dead
Not gonna look at you, I'm just gonna look away

It's that jealousy, comin' over me
It's that jealousy, breakin' my heart
Oh jealousy, takin' control over me
But you just gotta know, that I can't let go
And it's time that you knew, I can't stop lovin' you

You say that I'm a sentimental fool
But all I tried to do was try to go with you
Not gonna stick around, I ain't gonna stick it out
Now listen, it's been a battle since you broke my heart
I'll tell you baby, it's been comin' down hard
Not gonna look around, I'm just gonna look away

It's that jealousy, comin' over me
It's that jealousy, breakin' my heart
Oh jealousy, takin' control over me
But you just gotta know, that I can't let go
And it's time that you knew, I can't stop lovin' you

Oh jealousy, comin' over me
It's that jealousy, breakin' my heart
Oh jealousy, comin' over me
It's that jealousy, breakin' my heart
Oh jealousy, jealousy
Oh jealousy, jealousy
Oh jealousy, jealousy
Oh jealousy, jealousy
Oh jealousy, jealousy
Oh jealousy, jealousy
 
Cacophony said:
Me thinks SaintLucifer was not loved enough as a child.

Fear not!

Cacophony will love you :love: !!!!

Penicillin, keep it handy just in case. Proximity may be enough to contract some nasty bug from that inbreed retard.
 
Sarek said:
Penicillin, keep it handy just in case. Proximity may be enough to contract some nasty bug from that inbreed retard.
Awww I'm not afraid of him!

He's got a cute little misshapen head and ohhh look at the drool!

I will love him to death if I have to :)
 
Cacophony said:
Awww I'm not afraid of him!

He's got a cute little misshapen head and ohhh look at the drool!

I will love him to death if I have to :)

... so begins her lust for the great SaintLucifer. I quite understand your desire for the greatness that is I, but you seek to reach lofty heights dear heart.
 
Yes, it is verified! The ONLY colour one may use now in Troll Valhalla is WHITE! Such is the power of the great SaintLucifer!! Bow down before your GOD! It is I who forced them to disable their colour settings! Can anyone say 'POWER!'?
 
SaintLucifer said:
... so begins her lust for the great SaintLucifer. I quite understand your desire for the greatness that is I, but you seek to reach lofty heights dear heart.
You misunderstand, my slow little friend!

But that's alright, I won't correct you! You keep doing what you're doing, I'm sure we'll see some progress soon!
 
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