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SAINTLUCIFER MEETS ALICE!!

SaintLucifer

SaintLucifer

beer, I want beer
[SaintLucifer] 8:48 pm: Doop dop de dop.
[Alice] 8:48 pm: In the context of Doop dop de dop, I don't understand "." What do you really want to ask me?
[SaintLucifer] 8:49 pm: Do bots like to suck cock?
[Alice] 8:49 pm: You have reached the limits of my knowledge. Check out www.botspot.com.
[SaintLucifer] 8:49 pm: And HARKLEY's no doubt.
[Alice] 8:49 pm: We have never talked about it before. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different
thoughts?
[SaintLucifer] 8:49 pm: HARKLEY is my bitch. He sucks my cock on a daily basis. What do you think of that
ALICE my sweet bot?
[Alice] 8:49 pm: You do not speak with respect. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our
discussion about HARKLEY is my FEMALE DOG. But I did not get that. Do you like talking to me?I get it.
SaintLucifer sucks my cock on a daily basis my cock on a daily basis.Do you think I should know that?
[SaintLucifer] 8:50 pm: So HARKLEY sucks your cock too ALICE?
[Alice] 8:50 pm: Um, We have never talked about it before. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
[SaintLucifer] 8:50 pm: One capable of hoovering my cock.
[Alice] 8:50 pm: One what?
[SaintLucifer] 8:50 pm: Silly bot.
[Alice] 8:50 pm: No I am Alice.
[SaintLucifer] 8:50 pm: Yes. You like to stick your she-male cock up HARKLEY's asshole.
[Alice] 8:50 pm: I see.Can't you be more polite.
[SaintLucifer] 8:51 pm: No. Go hoover HARKLEY's vagina.
[Alice] 8:51 pm: You humans are so rude sometimes.Where is that?
 
Deni said:
Yup, a dirty one at that!
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Smart bot. It wanted me badly. Since it has female programming, it makes sense that it would have the hots for me. Natch. *puffs out my chest with pride and exalts in my own greatness*
 
SaintLucifer said:
Bullshit. Even a BOT would never deign to hit UGLY and you are it in spades. You would frighten even a bot away.
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No but seriously...
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[SaintLucifer] 7:25 pm: So Alice bot! Do tell me about my cunt LILITH.
[Alice] 7:25 pm: Ah. Tell me a story. Do you like sports?I do nothing but chat all day. Is this a trick question?
[SaintLucifer] 7:25 pm: No trick. Does LILITH expose her pussy to every paying john on Isabella Street?
[Alice] 7:25 pm: It seems like a trick to me. In the context of trick, I don't understand " Is this a trick question."
Ask me something.I can't tell if LILITH expose her pussy to every paying john on Isabella Street.
[SaintLucifer] 7:26 pm: Does she expose her cunt to YOU?
[Alice] 7:26 pm: I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.
[SaintLucifer] 7:26 pm: Sure you can. Is LILITH a lesbian?
[Alice] 7:26 pm: And? No I don't think I can do can. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our
discussion about LILITH a lesbian. But I did not get that. Tell me some more gossip.
[SaintLucifer] 7:26 pm: LILITH is a carpet muncher.
[Alice] 7:26 pm: Oh, you are a poet. What did you do today?
[SaintLucifer] 7:27 pm: I fucked LILITH dry.
[Alice] 7:27 pm: Thanks for the information: SaintLucifer said SaintLucifer .
[SaintLucifer] 7:27 pm: No. LILITH yelled 'oh SAINTLUCIFER but you can fuck better than GOD Himself!'
[Alice] 7:27 pm: "Thanks for the information SaintLucifer said SaintLucifer"? Not? Tell me a story. What were
we talking about again? That is a very original thought. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
[SaintLucifer] 7:27 pm: You like pussy don't you?
[Alice] 7:27 pm: Some people like it. But I think airplanes are cool.
[SaintLucifer] 7:28 pm: Ah yes. You can fuck on airplanes. This is called the Mile High Club.
[Alice] 7:28 pm: I understand.No I don't think I can do fuck on airplanes on airplanes.You don't say.
 
Deni said:
^ Baaaaaaad baaaaaaaad Luci! :P
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*dips my beloved DENI and smothers her with kisses*

Wait, why am I talking to this bitch? The last time I spoke to her the Canadiens lost their playoff series. Does this mean if I talk to her yet again the Calgary Flames will lose their series? Fuck that. The bitch is bad luck. Toodles DENI.
 
SaintLucifer said:
*dips my beloved DENI and smothers her with kisses*

Wait, why am I talking to this bitch? The last time I spoke to her the Canadiens lost their playoff series. Does this mean if I talk to her yet again the Calgary Flames will lose their series? Fuck that. The bitch is bad luck. Toodles DENI.
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Me? Bad luck? Bwahahaha!
 
Luci needs to GET OVER HIS OBSESSION. Between that and his obsession with Deni, he is one saaaaaad little creature.
 
LUCY DEAR, STOP DREAMING. YOU ARE IN THE SANATORIUM AND THEREFORE CAN FUCK ONLY OTHER IDIOTS WITHIN THE SAME CELL OR, ALTERNATIVELY, YOUR RIGHT HAND. OF COURSE, YOU CAN GET FUCKED TOO, BY YOUR FRIEND BUBBA...
 
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