As I am certain I am to be permabanned this time for pulling such a great troll (those denizens of TROLLWARS will learn of this) I shall be bidding you all adieu. I will be checking in from time to time in order to determine if this is in fact a permaban. If it is, so be it. If it is not, I shall leave DC when the time is right. Don't forget me people! THE GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME THAT WAS NEVER TRULY A TROLL!! Damn that must piss you all off. I have admitted from time to time that I was no troll, yet I have succeeded in pulling the greatest troll of all time. What is worse is the fact they bought all that legal shit I borrowed from JILLIAN. Christ. I mocked JACK for doing such a thing. Why would I suddenly do it. I was certain you people were going to bring that up. I was quite surprised you never did. *INSERT HOOK INTO THE MOUTHS OF EVERY TK DENIZEN*.
Ever wonder why I kept asking RWC where he got that 'SAMIR' information from you stupid fucks? He KNEW what I was attempting. What he did not know was the fact I wanted him to be the catalyst as he had all of that information. He refused to bite. I will give him that. Smart. TAMAR on the other hand not only bit, but she fucking CHOMPED!! When MESSEDUP revealed that information about her being an ADMIN at WORDFORGE, I knew I had a plan. She walked right into it. *ROTFLMAO, the waves at the dumbass TAMAR* Stupid bitch failed to realise RWC already had access to the information he posted. He was smart enough not to post it so I could not sucker him in. TAMAR, with the brains of a gnat TUMBLED into my plan. *blows TAMAR a kiss* Thank you sweetie. I owe you that one.
*stands before the podium to accept my WORLD'S GREATEST TROLL award* Ahem. Well I had no acceptance speech prepared so I shall just wing it. I would like to thank the ADMINS for not banning me immediately (look at the time people - what Admins would be around for fuck's sake, that should have tipped you off something was amiss). I would like to thank MESSEDUP for opening the door to a plan (he offered up the information that TAMAR was an Admin at Wordforge which meant she had information I knew she would use - think about the timing MESSEDUP you dumbass. RIGHT AFTER you posted that Wordforge info I began to 'go wild'). I should like to thank TAMAR herself who actually went above and beyond what I expected and revealed information I had offered to supply myself many times. *blows kisses to TAMAR* Fuck. I hate to admit this TAMAR but you are truly the stupidest woman I have ever seen. I also would like to thank MANDI for ALMOST being right. She is proof I used JILLIAN's own methods. *dips MANDI and smothers her with kisses* What amazes me is the fact that post of hers did not get anyone thinking. MANDI displays intellect. I shall take this honour and show it all about the internet as proof that the 'intellectuals' of TROLL KINGDOM are easily fooled. I shall also display it as proof I am GOD!! Until then, have a good life discussing the GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME! *flips JILLIAN the bird* I told you not to fuck with me bitch. They said you were the best in that little poll between you and I. We shall see about that now cunt.
