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Samantha Brick

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Should have put the umbrella girl from the Live Color ads in instead. Or Angela Lansbury. Or someone interesting.
 
Lots of boos. I read about how she made one quote about how beautiful she was, and apparently the world has hated her ever since.

They had to bring in someone English to hate so that the public wouldn't have ganged up on Dog the Bounty Hunter, who would have walked within 2 days I suspect.
 
She's a Daily Mail writer, that should be enough reason to hate her.

But yes she also wrote an article about how hard it is for her being so beautiful that literally every man loves her and all women hate her.
 
Interesting choice in that she works for a paper which is owned by the bitter rival of the owner of Channel 5. I'd expect to see her made out to be the bad guy, but she might not provide them many opportunities to give her a bad edit.
 
They should've got Liz Jones in instead. That way we can watch her go mad when she finds out that all the shopping isn't from Harrods and the bath isn't filled with mineral water.
 
She literally, and I mean LITERALLY, said on BOTS that all the guys were completely blameless and that Ashley couldn't possibly have done anything wrong because he's an Olympian.
 
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