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Sarah Michelle Gellar is BACK!

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
BACK doing slutty photo-shoots, that is!



Weclome back Buffy, indeed!
 
So, starting to run out of buffy money I take it.
 
How do they know she's going to be woman of the year NEXT year?!! ALIENS!
 
She hasent done much since Buffy right?
 
She's still too thin.
 
She hasn't done anything at all, and yet she's the woman of the year?

I smell conspiracy!!!
 
I wounder how much it costs to buy yourself space on a magazine cover these days...

Didnt she do those Scooby Doo movies (not that anybody saw or cared about those)?
 
Yeah, like five years ago.
 
It shows how little she has done, when one can't remember when she did do things.
 
She's done the Scooby Doo films, the Grudge films, and she's in the new Richard Kelly film Southland Tales.
 
I remember back when she was really cute...
 
We all remember those days.

*sniffle*
 
Those were good times...
 
Ten years ago she was hotter than Natalie. :(
 
She was in the news last week because she legally changed her name to Sarah Michelle Prinze.

What's even funnier: I'm not kidding.
 
Ugh. Worst name ever.

I'd still hit it.
 
She comes across as "old woman thin" which is far from appealing. She looks like she could snap walking down the stairs.

She should never have lost her baby fat or stopped being 18.
 
I take it the hot, pale-skinned one is Trachtenboobies, but is the old woman with the chicken neck SMG? Eww.
 
You are correct, sir.
 
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