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Unluckiest Charm in the Box
OK.... The cats finally out of the bag 
Area Man Has Sex With Man To Get Out Of Office Blood Drive
Troll Kingdom — In an effort to devise a plausible reason to excuse himself from an office-wide blood donation drive this Friday, systems specialist Sarek from Troll Kingdom, 32, reporterdly engaged in unprotected sex with another man last weekend.
"When the nurse "Mrs Manners" asked me if I've participated in any high-risk sexual activity recently, I don't want to have to lie," said Sarek, who describes himself as squeamish about needles. "Maybe she wouldn't question my story, but better safe than sorry, right?"
Sarek told reporters he intends to have sex with another man next week to get out of his office's canned food drive :shock:
Link:http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/area_man_has_sex_with_man
Area Man Has Sex With Man To Get Out Of Office Blood Drive
Troll Kingdom — In an effort to devise a plausible reason to excuse himself from an office-wide blood donation drive this Friday, systems specialist Sarek from Troll Kingdom, 32, reporterdly engaged in unprotected sex with another man last weekend.
"When the nurse "Mrs Manners" asked me if I've participated in any high-risk sexual activity recently, I don't want to have to lie," said Sarek, who describes himself as squeamish about needles. "Maybe she wouldn't question my story, but better safe than sorry, right?"
Sarek told reporters he intends to have sex with another man next week to get out of his office's canned food drive :shock:
Link:http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/area_man_has_sex_with_man
