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Sarek, how do you do it?

Jethro

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Come on, give me your secret.

You sit here, day after day, night after night. You have a wife, at least one kid who shares your last name and a job.

Try as I might, I can only manage 15 minutes or so here day.

How do you get past those feelings of knowing your kid is growing up without a father?

How do you get past those feelings of ignoring your wife, knowing its probably causing her to screw someone else when you are gone?

And how do you get past not applying yourself at your job, knowing that when your life is done all you will have accomplished will be time spent at an internet message board?

Help me out here. I am trying to ge as big a loser as you. How do I do it?
 
you're also forgetting that his job is to protect the security of the nation, at taxpayers' expense!

:)
 
I'm impressed. This has got to be some of the best trolling work Jethro's done yet. Which isn't saying much because other than knowing he is, or was, a pastor with a fondness for little girls and one of the biggest whiners during the old TrekBBS bar thread fiasco 6 years ago, I have no fucking clue who he even is. He pops up here on occasion, makes some asinine comment and runs.
 
Sarek said:
I'm impressed. This has got to be some of the best trolling work Jethro's done yet. Which isn't saying much because other than knowing he is, or was, a pastor with a fondness for little girls and one of the biggest whiners during the old TrekBBS bar thread fiasco 6 years ago, I have no fucking clue who he even is. He pops up here on occasion, makes some asinine comment and runs.

Well, you have to admit, Katie976 (or whatever her name was) was a hot piece of ass.

I wonder how many kids she has by now............
 
RobL said:
Well, you have to admit, Katie976 (or whatever her name was) was a hot piece of ass.

I wonder how many kids she has by now............

I couldn't remember her name. But I think he started his courting ritual with her when she was about 12 or so.
 
Oh, yeah, it was quite evident that she was his bitch in those days. That's why I was so surprised when I heard that he changed churches. That musta been one hell of a scandal when it broke.
 
Not if he was a catholic priest.

Well, other than the fact that he would have been one of the few actually interested in girls that is. :P
 
Heh.

Hey, I just checked, and she hasn't posted since July of last year. Do you have the story on that? I'm not up on my TBBS gossip anymore.
 
No. I haven't posted there regularly in a few years. Even back then, other than the sappy posting and his constant babble about what they did off line, Jethro slipped beneath the radar as not that important of a player in the TrekBBS scheme of things.
 
Its amazing how often that happens over there.

I remember when I was admin, and someone suggested that Katie should be a mod. Jethro was a Misc mod at the time, and litterally flipped out when I suggested that she wasn't mod material. There might even be a copy of that BR thread floating around somewhere.
 
Yep. Now I remember. That was one of the reasons Jethro got so bent out of shape over the bar threads. He was one of the mods that had to read through it. He started a complaint in QSF and the whole thing rolled from there.

Was probably just jealous that a noob like me could generate so much activity in so short a time. :P
 
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