Sarek's summer avatar - sneak preview!

[Tyrant]

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Is that Phil Spector?

 

[Sarek]

No. It's Messenger Sr.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Oh. That's kinda disappointing.

 

[Tyrant]

PICTURED: Real life photograph of Sarek in court after blowing a 12-inch whole in Luci's chest?

 

[Sarek]

Again, Messenger Sr. during his child abuse/molestation hearings,

 

[Sarek]

And...

Messenger kissing daddy goodbye after the sentencing hearing.

 

[Tyrant]

Does your son intend to register?

 

[Sarek]

The kid in the photo is too old to be my son.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Geez, but he belongs to SOMEBODY! How tragic!

 

[Tyrant]

Must be related to me, huh Sarek?

 

[Sarek]

That would be my guess. But only you know for sure.

 

[Tyrant]

Well I thought I would save you some time there.

 

[Sarek]

Very courteous of you. I shall give you some karma for your thoughtfulness.

 

[SaintLucifer]

PICTURED: Real life photograph of Sarek in court after blowing a 12-inch whole in Luci's chest?

What's '12-inch'? I speak Metric thank you. *ROTFLMAO @ 'whole'* Wow! A 12-inch 'whole' in my chest. Damn! Not a 12-inch 'part' in my chest? Sheeeeit!

 

[Sarek]

A "12 inch hole" would be 304.800 millimeters.

Or 303.800 millimeters larger than your cock.