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Scarecrow or Boobs and Butt?
- Thread starter eloisel
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The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
I voted.
Laker_Girl
Mrs. Big Dick McGee
Fat just isn't healthy but then neither is anorexic.
What ladies must always remember when comtemplating ralfing up tonight's delicious dish is that men like meat dogs like bones but even a dog will take meat over a bone anyday.
W00t!
What ladies must always remember when comtemplating ralfing up tonight's delicious dish is that men like meat dogs like bones but even a dog will take meat over a bone anyday.
W00t!
eloisel
Forever Empress E
A woman wanting to weigh 85 pounds and she is more than 5 feet tall is a woman with a sick self image.
Women were designed to have meat on their bones. Guys who have a thing for breastless, buttless women are in homosexual denial. And, no, starving oneself to near death and then having 10 lbs. of fake breasts surgically installed does not count as having breasts. That is like giving tofu to a carnivore.
Women were designed to have meat on their bones. Guys who have a thing for breastless, buttless women are in homosexual denial. And, no, starving oneself to near death and then having 10 lbs. of fake breasts surgically installed does not count as having breasts. That is like giving tofu to a carnivore.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Sadly, I don't think it is that simple. We live in a world where advertising promotes this negative self image - that thinner is better and a gal just can't be too thin. It doesn't help that the air brushed porno queens come a dime a dozen either promoting the idea that women love nothing better than being submissive sex toys for some of the god damnedest ugliest men on the planet. Please.Tyrant said:
There seems to be only one solution. Harvest all the available sperm, freeze it for future use, develop cloning technology, get rid of the men, and have a woman and gay men only world. Things would be much prettier and smell better too. There might be allowances made for sensitive males but they'd have to be carefully raised and screened to make sure no throwback behaviours surfaced. Some women, such as myself, could keep the odd sweaty carpenter type, but they'd have to be responsible for him.
Harry Balzac
Fuck this place.
Fuck skinny bitches and fat hos alike.
Harry Balzac
Fuck this place.
Fuck you disgustingly human sex drive.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
eloisel said:
Yeah, women are obsessed with weight, appearance and vain to the point of absolute silliness (size freaking ZERO? Jesus.)
But it's all the fault of bad ol' menz, who have the nerve to be attracted to certain body shapes both through advertising, conditioning and millenia of genetic programming (ps curvy t & A equals healthy childbirthing prospects in our distant past, and is a genetic tag ALL straight men instinctively covet. Learned behavior is another thing entirely).
Of course, your Amazonian Eden-like Isle of Lesbos fails to account for one flaw in your reasoning: if evil menz from the Lifetime Network are responsible for all badly protrayed skeleton-women currently gracing most issues of Cosmo, who the fuck is BUYING all that shit?
Ain't me, and it ain't any of my buddies unless there's a Red Sox logo on the cover. Here's a tip for you that you should already know: If you have a vagina and are willing to share it for a little while, guys could mostly give a rat's ass how skinny you are. Ask Pickle. Ugly chicks are the reason MEN invented beer. We don't need all that fru-fru-, ass-slimming lingerie and cosmetic crap, it just makes it harder to get you all naked.
Finally, your Twatopia also neglects one other key point: there is no such thing in real life as a group of more than four women who can get along for five minutes without three of them ganging up on the fourth and scratching her eyes out.
Face it, you need knuckle-dragging, ballscratching neandertals like us to keep your world in order, because we tell you what to do. Without that guidance, the entire world would spend eternity lost on the goddamn turnpike because you can't find the right fucking exit ramp.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
I like a little meat on the bones.
But then I also think people obsess way too much with physical appearance.
But then I also think people obsess way too much with physical appearance.
Laker_Girl
Mrs. Big Dick McGee
Donovan said:
Most of the crap prior to this paragraph was strictly for entertainment purposes, Dono is so liberal he's about to grow breasts and a vagina. However, this paragraph could not be more true, I keep all my friends seperate. I mean you should have heard all the hen cackling about this friend and that after my 30th birthday party. All of my friends think they're my best friend and I keep it that way.
I too hate women drivers, fortunately I have three older brothers and wouldn't be caught dead driving like a woman.
Harry Balzac
Fuck this place.
Fuck feminazi operated castration clinics.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Evil menz from the Lifetime Network!!!Donovan said:
Obviously you don't read the threads on this board where time after time women are degraded, disparaged, reduced to kitchen help and fembots that simply exist to sexually gratify men without reciprocal satisfaction. Do you object to that type of thinking? Doubtful, but you get your panties in a wad when I suggest the knuckle-draggers need to go the way of the austrolopithecenes.
BS. While, yes, there are women like that out there - just like there are men like that - those type of people tend to flock together or find themselves alone because the rest of us just can't stand to be around them.
Also BS. We don't need "knuckle-dragging, ballscratching neanderthals" at all. What any successful society needs are intelligent, capable, creative visionary types - be they male or female. If people can't find the right exit on the turnpike it is because the idiot that designed it didn't provide for appropriate signage and adequate time to move from an inside lane to the exit ramp with consideration for the drivers on the outer lanes not allowing traffic flow. Not all of us feel like we own the road and everyone else must get out of our way while we give no quarter to any one else.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
Hey, I have an older brother, too, but he has nothing to do with the way I drive. I drive like a woman because I am a woman and I'm a damned good driver too.Laker_Girl said:
When my daughter was around 18, she got some tickets and went to a class to get deferred ajudication. Some asshole piped up about "women drivers." I like the way she pointed out she was the only woman in that class of 30. Women are just as capable of being good drivers as men are. Stand up and be proud to be a capable person.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
Isle of Lesbos=epic greek island where Oddyseus ran across 4,000 hoes in search of a garden, and the source of the term "lesbian". Although in your version of perfect future world, you establish a society of limitless furrows but no meat plows. You figure all 1.1 billion of your sisters are gonna be as willing as you to give up regular protein injections, the old-fashioned way?eloisel said:
I think not. The strippers alone would raise a wail loud enough to deafen the entire eastern seaboard. Within months, weeks even, you'd have Gaydar Defcon 1.