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Science Proves that Staring at Big Breasted Women help men live longer

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Here is Actual Scientific Proof :D

10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years... - The beneficial starlets
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor


Enlarge pictureListen, guys, now we know why Pamela Anderson made her transplants: to make us healthier. "Angels of mercy" like Jordan just prolong our life and Hugh Hefner knows it.

A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby.

This is indeed a very serious reason for men to enjoy without shame those midnight TV shows, download low-budget women-in-prison movies and collect such instructive and health beneficial magazines like Playboy and Hustler.
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LINK: http://news.softpedia.com/news/10-M...rolongs-Man-039-s-Life-by-5-Years-72490.shtml
 
Ha! I recall gazing upon this on the site itself but thought better of it, thinking that the only response would probably be somebody telling me they had, at an earlier time, seen this article... Hm, much Like what I have done now.
 
The Dork Lord said:
By this, an educated piece of information, I would be, by the standard that has been stated by this article, immoral. Whoops! I apologize my chaps, I did indeed mean to say immortal.
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The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so
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How stupid do you have to be to volunteer to not look at tits for five fucking years all in the name of some research that is aiming to prove that you DIE younger if you don't.
 
I want to know how the hell you abstain from looking at them. I mean, they're RIGHT there!
 
The study seems to indicate that sexual arousal gives you a moderate but significant amount of physical exercise, not that there's some magical quality to staring at boobies. One could, however, point out that working out at the gym gives you a lot more exercise.
 
Staring at womens boobies that are bouncing up and down while they are working out when you are working out gives you even more exercise.

I like that three legged treadmill action :D
 
JCady said:
The study seems to indicate that sexual arousal gives you a moderate but significant amount of physical exercise, not that there's some magical quality to staring at boobies. One could, however, point out that working out at the gym gives you a lot more exercise.
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I think that's true. I know whenever I get aroused, it's a weight training session just getting it up the stairs.
 
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