SCOTTISH PERSON BEAT ENGLISH PERSON AT TENNIS SHOCKER

[CaptainWacky]

The world was shocked today as a Scottish person beat an English person at Tennis.

"I couldn't fucking believe it, dude!" said Sir Trevor McDonald. "It was like a Monty Python sketch only not as imaginative, you know what I'm saying girlfriend?"

"Could the very laws of nature have been changed!?" said Jamie Oliver. "Could the very fabric of existence be about to unwrap!?"

"For fuck's sake, it was only Tim Henman," said an unimpressed Katie "Jordan" Price.

Prince Charles was available for comment.

 

[Mentalist]

DID JAMIE OLIVER MAKE A NICE ROCK SALAD WITH SOME ROCK DUST SAUCE TO CELEBRATE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes, then he dropped acid (in the chemistry lab!)

 

[Tyrant]

And after?

 

[CaptainWacky]

how come this didn't get more replies

 

[Gagh]

I wasn't around but I laughed now! YES TIM HENMAN COULD BE BEATEN BY A SACK OF ECONOMY SPUDS ON A RADIO CONTROLLED TROLLY, BUT ANDY MURRAY SURVIVED DUNBLANE MAN!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I SURVIVED DUNBLANE (by being in highschool at that time...and not living anywhere near Dunblane).

 

[Ishcabittle]

This really should be a sticky, IMHO.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL ID LIKE TO BEAT TIM HENMANS BARE BOTTOM LOVINGLY LOL?

This thread reminds me of a favorite West Wing exchange after Toby Zeigler got into a tussle in a hotel lobby with a drunken loudmouth:

WILL (in Washington)
[into phone] Hello?

TOBY [VO from Los Angeles]
Hey.

WILL
You guys all right?

TOBY [VO]
Charlie and I got arrested.

WILL
Yeah, I saw it on the news.

TOBY
It made the news out there?

WILL
A Jewish guy won a bar fight -- it's news everywhere.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH I WAS REMIDNED OF THAT TOO

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL JUST REAL HONEST TO GOD LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL UNCLE FESTER DIED

 

[Ishcabittle]

LOL I'VE A WART ON MY FANNY, GIVING ME THE FIDGETS LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Seriously!?

 

[Gagh]

TIM HENMAN WILL OFFICIALLY BE REPLACED BY SUPERTED AT THIS YEAR'S WIMBLEDON.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO NEIGHBOURS FOR TWO WEEKS!

 

[Gagh]

ENGLISH PERSON PREDICTABLY BEATEN BY SWISS PERSON TOMORROW!