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Screw you all
- Thread starter Bickendan
- Start date
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Well...double-dumbass on you!
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
I'm starting to think it's me... Everytime I go to a "new" board, it's always filled with people/posters whining about how "boring" things have gotten and how it's not as good as it used to be.
It's a lot like ANY relationship, I guess...
But then again.... maybe the problem is YOU. Quit being so God-damned complacent! Maybe if you'd wear something sexy to bed? Maybe if you'd do all the naughty things that the internet can do? Maybe if you wouldn't leave your nasty yellowed toenails on the nightstand? Maybe if you'd WASH YOUR FUCKING ASS? Maybe if gas wasn't so expensive? Maybe if your friends weren't all HOTTER THAN YOU? Maybe if you weren't carrying around that spare tire? Maybe if you believed in considerate hygiene products? Maybe! Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if it was like it was before... When you liked me... When you were interesting... When you cared...
THERE WAS NO BEFORE!
TK is TIMELESS, and we have all the time and space TK will afford us to be brilliant and idiotic and sexy and fashionably gay and artistically interesting and spiritually bankrupt and jolly and stupid and friendly and flirtacious and naughty and consentual and foolish and spunky and light and breezey and corrupt and greedy and jealous and funny and depressed and bitter and witty and gregarious and skanky and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on........................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeee..............*
It's a lot like ANY relationship, I guess...
But then again.... maybe the problem is YOU. Quit being so God-damned complacent! Maybe if you'd wear something sexy to bed? Maybe if you'd do all the naughty things that the internet can do? Maybe if you wouldn't leave your nasty yellowed toenails on the nightstand? Maybe if you'd WASH YOUR FUCKING ASS? Maybe if gas wasn't so expensive? Maybe if your friends weren't all HOTTER THAN YOU? Maybe if you weren't carrying around that spare tire? Maybe if you believed in considerate hygiene products? Maybe! Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if it was like it was before... When you liked me... When you were interesting... When you cared...
THERE WAS NO BEFORE!
TK is TIMELESS, and we have all the time and space TK will afford us to be brilliant and idiotic and sexy and fashionably gay and artistically interesting and spiritually bankrupt and jolly and stupid and friendly and flirtacious and naughty and consentual and foolish and spunky and light and breezey and corrupt and greedy and jealous and funny and depressed and bitter and witty and gregarious and skanky and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on........................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeee..............*
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
Brilliant post, KC.
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
Thanks, Cousin Balki!
Yanno, I'm glad you cut the deadweight that was Cousin Larry. Hell of a perm on that guy, eh?
Yanno, I'm glad you cut the deadweight that was Cousin Larry. Hell of a perm on that guy, eh?
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
Kerb Crawler said:
Mostly we split because Jennifer was so much hotter than my bitch-ass girlfriend.
And yeah that dude's hair was pretty inexcusable.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Come to the Mine Field, Dan.
Bickendan said:
Have to be honest, but I totally agree with you Bick. This place is categorically lamer than Gareth Gates with a lame leg listening to one of his lame songs encoded in lame mp3 format.
Now with the new forum at LoNAF the: 'This doesn't deserve its own thread" forum I may be making FAR more appearances over there.. Well, because nothing I post deserves its own thread, I cant work under those restrictions so its great for me.
So I will see you there.