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thread to say the word scum a lot
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WHEN MISTER SCUMBO SCUMGINS WAS CELEBRATING HIS SCUMTYFIRST SCUMDAY THE PEOPLE OF SCUMITON KNEW IT WOULD BE A PARTY OF SPECIAL SCUMNIFICANCE
"NO GOOD WILL SCUM OF THIS" SAID ALL GAFFER SCUMGEE. "FUCKING SCUM.
"NOW NOW, LET'S NOT BE HASTY," SAID TREEBARD. "SCUM IS AS SCUM DOES."
"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" ASKED SCUMRGRIN TOOK.
"IT MEANS MISTER TOOK THAT I AM HERE TO BATHE YOUR PENIS," SAID GANDALF THE SCUM.
"SCUMDALF!" SAID FRODO SCUMGINS. "SO SEXY TO SEE YOU."
"A WIZARD IS NEVER SCUM. OR SCUM. HE CUMS PRECISELY WHEN HE MEANS TO," SAID GANDALF.
"WHAT?" ASKED MERRY SCUMDYBUCK.
"FUCK YOU," SAID SARUSCUM, SHOOTINg GANDALF WITH A PENIS GUN. "YOU IS SCUM!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" CRIED WORMSCUM. "WHAT WILL KING THEOSCUM SAY NOW!"
"I WILL SAY THIS," SAID THEOSCUM. "MY NIECE EOWYN IS A GREAT LAY. I MIGHT BE SCUM BUT AT LEAST I GET SOME GREAT PUSSY."
"I FUCKED MY SISTER EOWYN TOO!" SAID EOMER. "FUCKING GREAT LAY THAT SLUT WAS. I FUCKED A HORSE ONECE TOO."
"I KNOW, I WAS THAT HORSE!" SAID SHADOWFAX.
"WILL YOU FUCKING INCEST HORSE-RAPISTS SHUT UP AND COME TO MY PARTY!" SAID BILBO SCUMGINS.
"I'D RATHER CUM IN YOUR PANTRY," SAID GOLLUM AND EVERYONE LAUGHED.
"I WISH I WAS DEAD," SAID ROSIE CUMRAG.
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WHEN MISTER SCUMBO SCUMGINS WAS CELEBRATING HIS SCUMTYFIRST SCUMDAY THE PEOPLE OF SCUMITON KNEW IT WOULD BE A PARTY OF SPECIAL SCUMNIFICANCE
"NO GOOD WILL SCUM OF THIS" SAID ALL GAFFER SCUMGEE. "FUCKING SCUM.
"NOW NOW, LET'S NOT BE HASTY," SAID TREEBARD. "SCUM IS AS SCUM DOES."
"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" ASKED SCUMRGRIN TOOK.
"IT MEANS MISTER TOOK THAT I AM HERE TO BATHE YOUR PENIS," SAID GANDALF THE SCUM.
"SCUMDALF!" SAID FRODO SCUMGINS. "SO SEXY TO SEE YOU."
"A WIZARD IS NEVER SCUM. OR SCUM. HE CUMS PRECISELY WHEN HE MEANS TO," SAID GANDALF.
"WHAT?" ASKED MERRY SCUMDYBUCK.
"FUCK YOU," SAID SARUSCUM, SHOOTINg GANDALF WITH A PENIS GUN. "YOU IS SCUM!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" CRIED WORMSCUM. "WHAT WILL KING THEOSCUM SAY NOW!"
"I WILL SAY THIS," SAID THEOSCUM. "MY NIECE EOWYN IS A GREAT LAY. I MIGHT BE SCUM BUT AT LEAST I GET SOME GREAT PUSSY."
"I FUCKED MY SISTER EOWYN TOO!" SAID EOMER. "FUCKING GREAT LAY THAT SLUT WAS. I FUCKED A HORSE ONECE TOO."
"I KNOW, I WAS THAT HORSE!" SAID SHADOWFAX.
"WILL YOU FUCKING INCEST HORSE-RAPISTS SHUT UP AND COME TO MY PARTY!" SAID BILBO SCUMGINS.
"I'D RATHER CUM IN YOUR PANTRY," SAID GOLLUM AND EVERYONE LAUGHED.
"I WISH I WAS DEAD," SAID ROSIE CUMRAG.
