Sea Gulls are assholes

[Dr Dave]

So earlier today I saw a group of birds eating from what looked like a Cinnamon roll (or something similar). I went about my busnuess, and later when I looked back a Sea Gull was flying away with the thing in it's beak.

Sea gulls are greedy bastards who take from poorer birds.

 

[Mirah]

This is great news Dr Dave!

 

[Dr Dave]

They're like republicans.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about Gulcrapeks?

 

[Love Child]

Are those like ground gophers except with wings?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Gulcrapeks only hunt for the best pizza north of 125th St.

 

[Dr Dave]

They like visiting Sausagemen.