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Seafoam as radar

eloisel

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If a man knows that seafoam is the name of the color of your dress, is he gay?

If a woman doesn't know that seafoam is the name of the color of your dress, is she a lesbian?

Is seafoam an accurate indicator of sexuality?
 
If a man knows that seafoam is the name of the color of your dress, is he gay?

If a woman doesn't know that seafoam is the name of the color of your dress, is she a lesbian?

Is seafoam an accurate indicator of sexuality?

Seafoam green is a vintage Fender Stratocaster that's very popular among people who keep track of such things. I suppose the color is ok for other things but I've always thought it looks horrible on a guitar.

LSS I could identify seafoam on a dress if I had to and I'm straight so here's one vote nay'.
 
now if he went into details about the intricacies of the stitching, or asked you where you bought it --- for a friend, of course --- then yeah, he's probably gay.
 
If a man knows that seafoam is the name of the color of your dress, is he gay?

If a woman doesn't know that seafoam is the name of the color of your dress, is she a lesbian?

Is seafoam an accurate indicator of sexuality?


I thought Seafoam was something you use to clean out car engines :eek:

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I thought Seafoam was something you use to clean out car engines :eek:

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You do realize you are not allowed to be gay now. It is doubtful you will be allowed to be bi or even curious either.

Perhaps you should go eat some rare meat and drink a beer. Maybe say "rawr" to the waitress.
 
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