starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
So I try to show my more humane side, and decided to "accept" an invitation from my neighbors to spend the weekend with them. I foolishly did so..and will regret it till the day I die!!!!
....First off
I come into the house, and right away the whole place smelled like old socks. I walk past what looked like a clothes hamper, and if I didn’t know better, I could have sworn I heard something growling in it. After taking a close look, I could have sworn I saw nothing but total darkness with two glowing eyes staring at me, from under what looking like a combination of old mildewed clothes, and dead cats carcasses.
From there I walk further into the house and see all of these bad ass children running everywhere. They were all hollering and screaming some kind of chant like they were possessed or something, I go into the next room and see these little bastards had took some hop scotch chalk, drew a strike out box on the living room wall, and were in there playing baseball INSIDE THE HOUSE!!
One of them threw a pitch straight down the pipe , where the batter took a might swing and cracked one straight through the chandelier. Right away he started running through the house using their furniture bas bases. First he ran and leaped off their reclining chair (that was first base), then he ran and did a flip off the couch (that was second), then he ran and kicked over grandmas rocking chair (that was third) then did a running slide towards home base, face first right into the china cabinet (CRASH)!
Everyone started cheering (HOME RUN, HOME RUN, YEEEE HAAAAA)!
The lights started blinking on and off, there were Dogs barking, birds chirping, bats and shit flying around everywhere.
So I got scared as hell and ran to what was supposed to be my room for the night. As soon as I got to the door, the first thing that hit my mind, was the movie 1408 I had just saw. I thought to myself (that was just a movie, that won’t happen here)
Oh how wrong I was……
I go in the room and close the door, lay in the bed for over a half hour, and to my surprise, nothing happened. So I thinking, Good, as long as I stay away from those wild ass kids, everything should be fine. So I reach over to turn out the lights, As soon as I hit the switch I hear all this hammering noise (bang bang bang bang). I swear the lights weren’t out for two seconds, as soon as I clicked them back on, the damn door had two big boards nailed over it
I run to the window and pull back the curtains, and the damn windows were all bricked in. Next thing I hear were these tiny little voices giggling from what sounded like were coming from under the bed. I’m thinking that these were those damn roaches I’d been telling you about. SoI flip the bed over, and instead of seeing a bunch of little roaches come running out, out comes this one big gigantic one
I thinking (OH MY GOD.. HELP ME JESUS), that’s when I look up at the ceiling and the damn thing was filled with clouds, then the whole room started snowing. As soon as this roach tried to grab me, I punched it in the crotch, did a running drop kick and tore a hole in the wall out clean out into the hallway.
From there I ran downs stairs, jumped over all that garbage they had lying everywhere, and was forced to dive head first out the front window out onto the lawn. So help me I screamed bloody murder all the way back to my house again.
NEVER.. and I mean NEVER.. will I ever be that Foolish again :huh:
....First off
I come into the house, and right away the whole place smelled like old socks. I walk past what looked like a clothes hamper, and if I didn’t know better, I could have sworn I heard something growling in it. After taking a close look, I could have sworn I saw nothing but total darkness with two glowing eyes staring at me, from under what looking like a combination of old mildewed clothes, and dead cats carcasses.
From there I walk further into the house and see all of these bad ass children running everywhere. They were all hollering and screaming some kind of chant like they were possessed or something, I go into the next room and see these little bastards had took some hop scotch chalk, drew a strike out box on the living room wall, and were in there playing baseball INSIDE THE HOUSE!!
One of them threw a pitch straight down the pipe , where the batter took a might swing and cracked one straight through the chandelier. Right away he started running through the house using their furniture bas bases. First he ran and leaped off their reclining chair (that was first base), then he ran and did a flip off the couch (that was second), then he ran and kicked over grandmas rocking chair (that was third) then did a running slide towards home base, face first right into the china cabinet (CRASH)!
Everyone started cheering (HOME RUN, HOME RUN, YEEEE HAAAAA)!
The lights started blinking on and off, there were Dogs barking, birds chirping, bats and shit flying around everywhere.
So I got scared as hell and ran to what was supposed to be my room for the night. As soon as I got to the door, the first thing that hit my mind, was the movie 1408 I had just saw. I thought to myself (that was just a movie, that won’t happen here)
Oh how wrong I was……
I go in the room and close the door, lay in the bed for over a half hour, and to my surprise, nothing happened. So I thinking, Good, as long as I stay away from those wild ass kids, everything should be fine. So I reach over to turn out the lights, As soon as I hit the switch I hear all this hammering noise (bang bang bang bang). I swear the lights weren’t out for two seconds, as soon as I clicked them back on, the damn door had two big boards nailed over it
I run to the window and pull back the curtains, and the damn windows were all bricked in. Next thing I hear were these tiny little voices giggling from what sounded like were coming from under the bed. I’m thinking that these were those damn roaches I’d been telling you about. SoI flip the bed over, and instead of seeing a bunch of little roaches come running out, out comes this one big gigantic one
I thinking (OH MY GOD.. HELP ME JESUS), that’s when I look up at the ceiling and the damn thing was filled with clouds, then the whole room started snowing. As soon as this roach tried to grab me, I punched it in the crotch, did a running drop kick and tore a hole in the wall out clean out into the hallway.
From there I ran downs stairs, jumped over all that garbage they had lying everywhere, and was forced to dive head first out the front window out onto the lawn. So help me I screamed bloody murder all the way back to my house again.
NEVER.. and I mean NEVER.. will I ever be that Foolish again :huh:
