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serious stamina problem, don't laugh

Donovan

beer, I want beer
So I've got this friend. We'll call him "Ronovan" to protect his privacy. He is having a sexual stamina problem and needs help.

See, Ronovan goes on for way too long. Way way way too long. As in "Hurry up and finish" too long.

Here's the sitch: Ronovan has always been a little blessed in the area of sexual stamina. Not too short in the saddle, so to speak, and usually just about right for whatever partner he had.

However...

after numerous people and legal documents declared Do-I mean Ronovan a raging asshole (clinical term, look it up) he was convinced he should try a medication to curb impulsiveness and angry anxiety or some shit like that. The pills worked to some extent, but there is a side effect; the pills are a type of inhibitor that suppresses seratonin, which coincidentally also affects sexual pleasure. So now, while Ronovan can still get aroused, and can still make all the parts work, he can't finish. Not for a very long time. Like over an hour long sustained effort.

This is not funny, and some women here can appreciate there is such a thing as "too long" when it comes to sex. Stuff dries out; pleasure subsides; pain begins. Ever gotten a friction burn from a dehydrated vagina? It isn't pleasant. Ever had a woman refuse to go "down there" any more because she can't finish you off and it crushes her self esteem and makes her jaws ache?

And forget condoms, they dull the already muted sensory effect so that Ronovan might as well be reading a book for all he gets out of it.

So blowjobs are out. Quickies are out. Safe sex is out. And worse, if Ronovan should find himself without a partner, masturbation is out as well because the sensation simply isn't good enough to sustain interest. Ronovan becomes hornier and hornier, with no pressure release valve, and I-I mean he- is about to CHOKE THE LIVING SHIT OUT THE ENTIRE CITY.

Is it any wonder the guy is orally fixated? It's the only part of sex THAT'S STILL FUN!!!1!!!

So what do you do? Do you give up the pills that keep you from being a social misfit who pisses off the rest of society? Or do you gradually give in to the notion of dissatisfying sexual experience, as if you were married, or a woman? Or a third option: do you counter the effects of this pill with another like Viagra or stimulant? I'm scared, or Ronovan is rather, that the little blue pill will simply work on the physical (which is not the problem) and not affect the sensory, which IS the problem. The only thing worse than not being able to finish would be not finishing and an endless boner besides.

Thoughts?

(ladies of TK can PM me for "Ronovan's" phone number lol)
 
Play more X-Box. Get in some Chinese Food. Wank More.


I've done all I can. Girls?
 
Maybe you could try switching to different crazy pills.
 
^Ronovan could, Cassie means.
 
Maybe you could try switching to different crazy pills.

You mean my friend Ronovan, right? Thought about it, but he's not real crazy about pills in general, and this one is as about as advanced as they come right now. The others cause actual impotence etc, not just lack of sensation.
 
It only causes lack of sensation in the dong?
 
Not so much lack of sensation as lack of ENOUGH sensation. It's like driving a stick shift car onto the freeway; you want desperately to merge with the faster moving traffic, but you can't get the fucking thing out of first gear. You can't get the speed up, you can't get to your final destination, and after an hour or more putting along at 20 mph you finally start smelling smoke so you say screw it and turn around to go home.

That make sense? And it doesn't help when your road partner is busy saying "Aren't we there yet" over and over lol...
 
What about one of those suction devices that masquerade as penis enlargers? Once Ronnie's partner is satisfied, Ronnie can strap on the device (one of the motorized ones so he doesn't have to pump for hours) and go about his day until he brings forth swimmers.
 
Ronovan should watch gay nazi Monkey porn while having sex, it works for me!
 
Ronovan should watch gay nazi Monkey porn while having sex, it works for me!

Are the monkeys gay, or the Nazis? Because I think that's two separate categories...
 
I am actually not fussy, there is only one piece I have ever found.

I will accept gay monkey porn at a stretch, but an oak leaf cluster really gets my pecker going.

gaynazimonkeyporn.jpg
 
Cassie said "dong". Hehe.

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All a woman has to do is start making noise during the stroke and I can't hold back.

But I often have the same problem.
 
I know that guy!
 
What, I can't have a friend? You wouldn't know him, he lives in, uh, Canada. Yeah, Canada.

HYSTERICAL LULZZZZZZZZZZ
 
Well Ronovan is no man for me if he's not into the pillzlol.

And I'm sorry, I've never heard of a woman complaining about a man taking tooo long. ENJOY THE FUCKING RIDE BITCHES
 
All a woman has to do is start making noise during the stroke and I can't hold back.

But I often have the same problem.
You like having sex with women who are having a stroke?

Do you hang out at all-you-can-eat buffets looking for them?
 
cunts
 
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