sex, sex, with ducks, sex

[Cassie]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DUCK DRAG QUEEN DUCK! :scared:

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm not a furry, I'm a feathery.

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-43457112

 

[Cassie]

I think Daphne was trying to escape. FREE DAPHNE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They found her under UNIMATRIX7's bed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's good that we finally have an official duck thread.

 

[Dr Dave]

Good duck!

 

[headvoid]

The way he is showing leg there. He is such a tease.

*Quacks softly*

 

[The Question]

Y' shouln' oughta treat 'im lahk et. He's jes' a bwah.

 

[Starship Coyote]

So, where I went to college, there was a frat named Phi Lambda Chi, aka "Duck Tau," and allegedly part of their initiation was having sex with one of the ducks from the campus pond. I don't know if it were true or not, but there were dead ducks whenever they ran a pledge class through.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tender sex with ducks.