Sex Thread

[I Love Cunt]

I was told to post my sex threads up here now. So have fun reading. I guess this is the back room they were talking about eh? Speaking of back rooms......

 

[The Dork Lord]

YES!

 

[jack]

Another thread about GayWarrior?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I had sex once. Oh, but it was grand. You shoulda seen it.

 

[The Dork Lord]

There's not nearly enough sex in this Sex Thread.

 

[God's Afro]

What's sex?

 

[Elnidfse]

What's sex?

Another word for Gender.

 

[God's Afro]

What's gender?

 

[Sarek]

Conflicting afros.

 

[jack]

As he fastened her wrists to her ankles behind her back, effectively hog tying her into immobility she opened her mouth to protest, and that's when he forced his rather flaccid cock into the sudden available opening. She gasped with surprise, and the sudden suction caused him to spontaneously ejaculate with such force that she vomited a little.

Then, he began to get hard in her mouth.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Jesus.

 

[Gonad]

haha

 

[God's Afro]

They fuckecd on the altar in the church
Which left the goers in a lurch
It was covered in goo
So prayer was askewed
But the men just looked on and smirched.

 

[Henoch]

i just wish i were a virgin again so's i could look forward to being touched for the very first time.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I wish I was a virgin too,

THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT!

 

[jack]

i just wish i were a virgin again so's i could look forward to being touched for the very first time.

I thought you were still waiting.

 

[God's Afro]

Sex is gross and only encourages criminal behavior. Therefore it should be outlawed to the point where only licensed professionals should have it and only then they should have it for procreation.

 

[The Dork Lord]

You don't really believe that.

 

[J&L Massacres]

What's sex?

There's no need to talk to you anymore.

 

[Gonad]

I wish I was a virgin too,

THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT!

LOL ur kids r redding this thred.