CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Another twat.
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Sezer
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
OR IS IT!?
Profile: Sezer
Age: 26
From: London
Occupation: Stockbroker/Property Developer/Electronic Commodities Trainer
Status: Single
Why Big Brother? "Because my mum loves the show and I have the charisma that other contestants lack"
Trivia
• A Turkish Cypriot who went from being a tea boy in the City to owning a trading company at the age of 19. At 24, he decided to become a property developer and has been known to go out and spend £5,000 on alcohol in one single night
• Believes women should stay in the kitchen and men should earn the money
• Also a boxing champion, having last won a British lightweight title in December 2005
• If he was re-incarnated he’d want to be a pair of French knickers so he could "be on a woman all the time"
Mentythoughts:
Complete nobber. Spice boy, can't abide.
Age: 26
From: London
Occupation: Stockbroker/Property Developer/Electronic Commodities Trainer
Status: Single
Why Big Brother? "Because my mum loves the show and I have the charisma that other contestants lack"
Trivia
• A Turkish Cypriot who went from being a tea boy in the City to owning a trading company at the age of 19. At 24, he decided to become a property developer and has been known to go out and spend £5,000 on alcohol in one single night
• Believes women should stay in the kitchen and men should earn the money
• Also a boxing champion, having last won a British lightweight title in December 2005
• If he was re-incarnated he’d want to be a pair of French knickers so he could "be on a woman all the time"
Mentythoughts:
Complete nobber. Spice boy, can't abide.
EnglishRose
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he's a wanker
EnglishRose
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caeser I think
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He needs to put a shirt on.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He's going tomorrow.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Evicted. 
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
AND MY AXE.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Was I right about him: Well he's been accused of rape on more than one occasion. WANT A TRY?
I believe he has the record % for an eviction vote, beating even Grace. And he acted like a twat in the house. So yes, he was a twat.
Was he a good housemate: I suppose so and potentially he could have lasted longer as it's NICE to have a gameplayer in there...but then he wasn't a very good gameplayer describing Aisleyne as a "ghetto ho" five minutes after she came in, admitting to bullying Shahbaz out and saying that women would never vote him out over Lea. I THINK TWAT IS THE WORD.
Best moments: His face when it was announced he was being evicted.
I believe he has the record % for an eviction vote, beating even Grace. And he acted like a twat in the house. So yes, he was a twat.
Was he a good housemate: I suppose so and potentially he could have lasted longer as it's NICE to have a gameplayer in there...but then he wasn't a very good gameplayer describing Aisleyne as a "ghetto ho" five minutes after she came in, admitting to bullying Shahbaz out and saying that women would never vote him out over Lea. I THINK TWAT IS THE WORD.
Best moments: His face when it was announced he was being evicted.