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Shabby

Doesn't seem like someone who will help out with the dishes.

I don't think the other girls will be offering up their poontang to her.

First quotable quote: "THIS IS NUTS!" (ironic)
 
She's actually a good housemate and quite intelligent and nice and I like her friendship with Caoimhe and Ife.
 
Not as bad as I first expected so far. The female pete thing was fucking Red Alert time on launch night but she's seemed OK so far. I don't mind Caoimhe and Ife either but to be fair I haven't seem enough of any of them to make any final judgements.

I guess only time will tell if they will be a bitch clique or not.
 
Anytime 3 women bond this early, it's sure to be a bitch-clique.

All it takes is one rude comment by one of the men, and they will band together.

BB Rule #48.
 
I don't really get why Shabby gets punished for talking about noms when Kovan basically listed off a big list of people he wants to stay and therefore who to nominate.
 
Yeah, that rule is confusing. Seems like a trap.

In US BB, the only rule is that the Head of Household can't directly tell someone that they are going to be nominated before the nomination ceremony.
 
I don't think she was trying to influence anyone to nominate Steve and was genuinely talking about the snoring and how that could easily be used as a reason in a house where finding a reason to nominate is going to be amplified but she did break a rule and they're really strict about it and I thought BB explained the reason she was punished pretty well. She acted like a petulant child afterwards as well which did her no favours.
 
I don't know about whatever Gayvan might've said, but Shabby broke a rule which has been in force since the very first series and in recent years has been enforced more and more strictly, so she doesn't have a leg to stand on by bitching about being punished. Yeah, in this case she didn't intend to influence votes, but the rules are the rules and she was an idiot not to know she was breaking them.

And I'm sick of her constantly using the f-word in between every fucking other fucking word when it's un-fucking-necessary. IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SEEM COOL OR 'EDGY', IT MAKES YOU SEEM LIKE AN INARTICULATE ATTENTION WHORING CUNTFACE.
 
There's been lots of other similar examples of nom talk on live feed, though. I mean right there Ben was just saying "I nominated someone who's a friend and I feel guilty oh and Steve you won't get any noms don't worry!" or something.
 
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I don't need to have watched a single minute to know she's a twat - just read this from the BB Website (I've put some of the more rediculous shite in bold).

Former child actor turned rebel girl Shabby (real name Keeley) describes herself as 'a walking contradiction with a love of poetry and giant boobs'. A squatter, Shabby lives in a squat in a Victorian house in south London.

Keen to transform people's opinions of squatters, Shabby believes she is a citizen of the world. She can not spend more than six months in one place so has to move on. Despite wanting to portray squatters in a new light (she has a shoot planned with Italian Vogue) she admits she eats food discarded by supermarkets.

Her film career as a child star saw her appear in Black Beauty and lose out to Lindsay Lohan for the lead role in The Parent Trap. She's now returned to filmmaking from the other side of the camera and thinks 'films shouldn't be escapist; they should hold a mirror up to the world and show it what it's really like'.

A country girl in her childhood, she moved to London aged 17. She always knew she was gay and at school all the girls who wanted to experiment with their sexuality used to kiss her to test the waters. Her mum found out she was a lesbian when she was caught Shabby with her first girlfriend.

She dislikes public transport, authority figures and strawberries - her fear of mould means she refuses to eat fruit at all. She hates being told no and has an inner spoilt brat waiting to get out. Oppression and Keira Knightley make her angry and she was once regressed and learnt she was an elf in a former life.

You'll have to excuse C4's English too: "Her mum found out she was a lesbian when she was caught Shabby with her first girlfriend"
 
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