*Carole is in the garden looking for her scissors which she told every to leave alone, but have subsequently gone missing.*
*The rest of the housemates are in the living room*
Nicky: I'm soorraaaaaaaaaayyy, but I aaavv just been stabbed wiv some scisseeeeeeerrrrsss, I wouldn't mind a bit of respeeeeccccccttt, yyeeaaahhh?
Charley: I'm not bein funny or nuffink, but SOMEBODY has stabbed Nicky with some scissors and it ain't a laugh, right.. omg you know what right? You know what right? Tomorrow, right, it's gonna be me and Nicky on the front of the papers yeah? Me and Nicky and a pair of scissors, I'm tellin ya. It will be!
Chanelle: It's all very well sayin that but you can't corrobrate.. corrorabate.. croborate.. yeah, that's right isn't it?
Ziggy: Corroborate.
Chanelle: Yeah, you can't corrorabate any of that anyway, we're in the Big Brother house!! How the hell do you know what's on the paper?
Charley: You callin me a n*****?
Nicky: Excuuuuuuuuuuseee meeeeee, I'm still actually dying here? I'm sorry, but this is actually quite iiiimmmmportant?
Gerry: Shauny, do you want to sit with me?
Shauny: *Annoyed grunt*
Gerry: *stabs Shauny*
Laura: Ha! The clown is DEAD!! It's a riiiight laugh in here!
