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Shilpa Shetty is now an international incident

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Due to her treatment at the hands of housemates Jo, Danielle and Jade, Shilpa Shetty solicited the help of Grammour Boy to contact the Indian Ministry of Defense to attempt a rescue of the Bollywood superstar. At the behest of Grammour Boy, the Indian Defense minister has announced that a dozen nuclear warheads have been repositioned to strike at the UK at a moment's notice if the Bollywood actress isn't named winner of Celeb BB 5 and hand over Jo, Jade and Danielle for persecution in a Hindi Court. Pakistan's Musharraf has pledged to launch similar thermonuclear attacks on the UK if the Indian Defense Minister's demands aren't met by Friday.

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I want them to send in the new housemates so they can put Jade in her place. How fun would that be to go in there on a crusade, knowing that you could lay the smackdown with the full support of the public?
 
I'm becoming obsessed with this whole Shilpagate thing.

Apparently she shut Jade up earlier today by ending an argument with the words "Your claim to fame IS THIS!" Finally, Shilpa bites back.
 
jade, meet irony

Irony, meet jade

You'll get along fine but it may take a while to get to know each other
 
Cassie said:
OMG I wish I could watch the UK BB.

This year started off seeming like it'd be really dull with all of the housemates getting along and liking eachother and even Dirk turning out to be a little dull at times, but now it's difficult to watch for a completely different reason. Seems to be arguing most of the time and even though I'd never heard of Shilpa ten days ago, I'm now finding it almost unbearable to watch her get verbally abused for an hour every evening. I don't know how that poor woman's kept the resolve to stay in there having to put up with it 24 hours a day.
 
Your BB is much more exciting then ours even when it's dull. AND I feel sorry for that Shilpa chick and I'm not even watching.
 
I'm glad it's not shown in the US. I wouldn't want Americans thinking that this is how all foreign visitors are treated, or that all white people in the UK are ignorant simpletons.
 
Holy shit! It really IS international now! I just spotted this on AP at Excite.com, and we don't even get the show over here:
Alleged Racism at Popular Brit TV Show

Jan 16, 3:15 PM (ET)
By RAPHAEL G. SATTER

LONDON (AP) - Britain's hit reality-television show "Celebrity Big Brother" has been accused of racism after the country's media watchdog logged thousands of complaints alleging that the show's contestants are targeting an Indian actress.

Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty, 31, has been repeatedly reduced to tears by a fellow contestant who has called the actress' cooking untrustworthy, mocked her accent and complained to viewers about her "screeching."

A surge in complaints Tuesday followed a program in which another contestant said Indians were thin because they undercooked their food.

With tensions in the house running high, an expletive deleted from the show was interpreted by some Indian Web sites as a racial slur. Channel 4 denied the charge, adding that Shetty had not expressed any concerns over the alleged abuse.

The show pits contestants against each other in a battle to stay on the set, a specially constructed house honeycombed with microphones and cameras.

The media watchdog said it was looking into the matter, but that disciplinary action was unlikely.

"It's not going to be a speedy process," said a spokeswoman, who spoke on condition of anonymity in line with government policy. "It'll probably take a few weeks, at which point people will have forgotten about it."

Celebrities taking part in the current show include Michael Jackson's brother Jermaine and American actor Dirk Benedict, best known as "Face" in "The A Team."
THE WORLD WAITS FOR JADE TO DIE LOL
 
The three witches are going to be crucified by the tabloids when they leave the house. They won't have a clue what hit them.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Jade thinks Shilpa is a "fake" celeb like Chantelle from last year.
Yeh, cos Jade as really done somefing with her seelebrity status, like when she writ a book and made her own smellaay.
 
If Jade thought she got booed last time she left the house, she is in for a shock this time.

Well her and Jack always want more booze, they will get their wish.
 
^ Yeah, but you know that the way the chav masses feed off of the tabloids she'll be raking in the bucks again in no time.
 
Did you hear the ever charming Jackie said in a newspaper article how she'd like to squeeze Shirpa's neck until her eyes buldged out?
 
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