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Shilpa Shetty

i hope Ken Russell and her do a frantic Indian Dance scene followed by him choking to death on a rose petal she blew into his mouth.
 
Then Jermaine starts jumping on Ken's windpipe to dislodge it but fails then continues to jump anway "it's what Michael would have wanted!"
 
Shilpa tries to revive him by mouth to mouth resuscitation WITHOUT ACTUALLY TOUCHING HIS LIPS.

The rest of the celebrities stand around and hug a visibly shaking Jermaine. He is heard to whisper repeatedly "It could have been me in The Wiz with Diana!"
 
OMG it's BB time! I've just figured out what you are talking about with all these people I've never heard of.
 
She sure is. And her accent is nice to listen to.

At least until you realise she sounds like Gwen "Bugs Bunny" Cooper from Torchwood.
 
She won't be out on Wednesday, Bollywood has a huge following. Huger than Jade's gold digging boyfriend.

I was surprised by her crying, I wouldn't have guessed she'd got so much emotional connection with that bunch of loons. Still, the prospect of being stuck with Germaine and Ken for the foreseeable future probably would be quite depressing.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
Still, the prospect of being stuck with Germaine and Ken for the foreseeable future probably would be quite depressing.
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Yup, she was ousted by the youngsters.

Ken looked like he had a metal spike put up his ass.

Jermaine couldn't form an expression on his face at all.
 
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