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Shipwrecked! Another forum game type thingy.

missmanners

grrrrrrrr...
Yeah, you know.... 6 months on the island.

Pick 5 categories of things and the next poster picks 5 items in each category and lists 5 new categories for the next poster and so on.
Categories can and should be repeated.

The first set of categories are:

1. Snack foods
2. Items of clothing
3. Books
4. Tools
5. TKers

;)
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Yeah, you know.... 6 months on the island.

Pick 5 categories of things and the next poster picks 5 items in each category and lists 5 new categories for the next poster and so on.
Categories can and should be repeated.

The first set of categories are:

1. Snack foods
2. Items of clothing
3. Books
4. Tools
5. TKers

;)
mm

1. Doritos, Spicy Nacho
Salsa
Chili...I'm going to totally regret it if there's nothing resembling toilet paper on this island.
Lime-flavored diet Coke
Boston Cremes

2. Army shorts, commando style (in both senses)
A bright fluorescent orange or yellow t-shirt
Bush hat
Something for possibility of cold weather...insulated raincoat?
Hiking shoes

3. Boy Scout Manual
Astronomy guide
The entire Aubrey-Maturin series, which many say counts as one book (20 volumes)
a tie between Walden and Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Candide

4. Leatherman, Wave model
Hunting knife or machete, saw-toothed on one side
Desert Eagle + box of 100 .50 rounds + 2 extra clips + cleaning kit + something dry to keep it all in
Axe
Flare pistol

5. Tiff_7_17
Gonad
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Cacophony
Illyana or Cassie (tough call w/out pics)

...or am I being too obvious?


My five:

1. Any device that uses electricity
2. Music albums (albums, not singles, pieces or entire-works-of)
3. Toiletries
4. Meds, drugs or alcoholic beverages
5. Celebrities
 
Yeah, you know.... 6 months on the island.

Pick 5 categories of things and the next poster picks 5 items in each category and lists 5 new categories for the next poster and so on.
Categories can and should be repeated.

The first set of categories are:

1. Snack foods
2. Items of clothing
3. Books
4. Tools
5. TKers

;)
mm

Okay I'll play. I have the luxury of having spent some relaxation time on an island as well as some not-so-relaxing time in shipwreck-like conditions (nary a pot to piss in nor a winder to throw it outta, Gramma used to say) so I'd go practical:

1. dried fruit and coconut and nuts mixes, various types, with dark chocolate.
Salted peanuts and wheat thin style crackers. Carbs and proteins....

2. One or two of those extra large snuggie blanket robe things. If it's hot, naked is dandy with me. But cold is harder to work with, and Islands at night...brr. Hiking shoes, and short or pants with lots of pockets

3. Lincoln library of essential information; tropical edible plants; The works of Mark Twain; best of Penthouse forum (oh you would too you liars). Anything by Ann Coulter or Bill O Reilly, to cover the toilet paper problem.

4.nylon net and length of nylon rope. Machete. Magnifying glass. a couple of clear glass jars of different sizes so one easily fits inside the other, with lids. Waterproof tarp.

5. missmanners, of course. I think she's sweet on me.
6. Laker_Girl. If I'm shipwrecked I'm gonna need someone to yell at, gives me the will to live. I certainly can't yell at MM before we've read the Penthouse forum together. Then what would I do Saturday Night?
Besides, I think she's sweet on me.

Mirah, because if missmanners figures out how big a pain in the ass I am (I'm pretty sure Laker Girl already knows) I'll need someone I can count on to be as desperately horny as I will be.

Jack. It'd be like having a hundred friends to talk to. Plus the odds are REALLY good he'll have extra meds.

Dork Pickle. If the food runs out we'll need someone to cook and eat, and he's kinda portly. He'll last a while. Plus he likes teh cock, so if I accidentally yell at missmanners I still have something to do on saturday night.

I was gonna say Kerb Crawler, but I don't want anybody there trying to jockey for alpha male. Neil's smart and would be handy and fun to talk to, but jeezus the guy's a fruggin giant redwood. I let him on the island, he steals my harem, next thing I know I'm hanging with jack trying to get pickle to pretend he's Ned Beatty. Dammit. Same with Big Dick McGee. I'm pretty sure he's just bragging, but I ain't taking any chances.

Let's see, I thought about a lot of the other posters: Bitch Markie and his ilk...but they really belong in the "tools section."

I also thought about the other hot girls, real or imaginary..but I'm a one woman guy. Plus missmanners carries guns.
 
Dork Pickle. If the food runs out we'll need someone to cook and eat, and he's kinda portly. He'll last a while. Plus he likes teh cock, so if I accidentally yell at missmanners I still have something to do on saturday night.
LOL being the Marine, I'd kill and eat you. Mirah and I would then likely build a raft and leave the rest there. But since you skipped Archie's five, that's where I'll start:

My five:

1. Any device that uses electricity
2. Music albums (albums, not singles, pieces or entire-works-of)
3. Toiletries
4. Meds, drugs or alcoholic beverages
5. Celebrities

Electric devices: on the island? OK... firstly a BATTERY CHARGER (with enough batteries for the rest of the stuff), Laptop (plays music, movies, internet), cel phone, flashlight, radio.

Music: HMMMM Obviously SGT. Peppers from The Beatles, Master of Puppets by Metallica, Desire, Bob Dylan, Bizzare from ICP (the one with the question marks), Brothers in Arms Dire Straits...

Toiletries: TP, soap, razor, sunscreen, a towel

Drugs: Weed, vicodin, rum, antibiotics, xanax

Celebrities: Really? K how about I take Britney, Paris, Lady Gaga, OJ, and Carrot Top so I can kill them and no one ever has to hear from them again?

My five:

1. Camping gear
2. Personal effects
3. friends
4. weapons
5. Live animals (pets or food)
 
4.nylon net and length of nylon rope.
5. missmanners, of course. I think she's sweet on me.

That all depends on what you intend to do with that rope!

1. Camping gear
2. Personal effects
3. friends
4. weapons
5. Live animals (pets or food)

Camping gear: Tent, Rambo Survival Knife, Coleman Stove, Coleman Lantern, Coleman fuel.

Personal effects. I'm not sure what this means, like my jewelry, purse, etc?

Friends: My crazy survivalist neighbor, my sisters bf and thats probably all because the others would want my stuff!

Weapons: Uzi, my .38, a shotgun, SAM and amo for all

Animals. Chickens of course, cant bake cookies with no eggs.



next 5

1. anything in a bottle
2. TV networks (pretend the TV works!)
3. Home furnishings
4 items found in a school
5. politicians

;)
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1. anything in a bottle - Vitamin Water/Essential flavor, Jameson, codiene, antiseptic, shampoo
2. TV networks (pretend the TV works!) CNN, Bravo, Adult Swim, GSN, HereTV
3. Home furnishings Bed, recliner, desk, office chair, pool table
4 items found in a school 5 members of the varsity swim team ;)
5. politicians Aaron Burr, Harry Truman, JFK, Julius Caeser, Disraeli (they're all dead)

Next 5:

1. Individual (specific) articles of clothing
2. Sporting equipment
3. Ice cream flavors
4. Movies (on an iPod)
5. Methods of making fire
 
That all depends on what you intend to do with that rope!


;)
mm


Well whatever is your heart's desire. I am at your service, and you do have the guns. I tie you, you tie me, or maybe we tie Pickle to a tree and whack him like a pinata until candy falls out...
 
^Dono, I'm a little flattered and a lot creeped out by your constant comments. Nothing new there I guess...

Personal effects. I'm not sure what this means, like my jewelry, purse, etc?

Could be anything of personal/sentimental value. A journal, photo album, stuffed animals, whatever...
 
1. anything in a bottle - Vitamin Water/Essential flavor, Jameson, codiene, antiseptic, shampoo
2. TV networks (pretend the TV works!) CNN, Bravo, Adult Swim, GSN, HereTV
3. Home furnishings Bed, recliner, desk, office chair, pool table
4 items found in a school 5 members of the varsity swim team ;)
5. politicians Aaron Burr, Harry Truman, JFK, Julius Caeser, Disraeli (they're all dead)

Next 5:

1. Individual (specific) articles of clothing
2. Sporting equipment
3. Ice cream flavors
4. Movies (on an iPod)
5. Methods of making fire

I have a sportsman's jacket with removable sleeves, lightweight waterproof and about a million pockets. That would be my favorite.

sports equipment easy gotta bring a wilson pro volleyball to talk to.:phprazz:

vanilla bean ice cream. Heaven.

Movies whichever ones show you how to build a boat to get off the damn island.

fire would be magnifying glass. It's pretty hard to get a day without sun on a tropical island and the friction method could be rigged with what's at hand.
 
oops forgot my five:

1. single item or memory from home.
2. item with wheels on it.
3. downloaded internet arcade game.
4. family member, but there's a catch: all the rest go down with the plane. Who gets saved?
5. childhood toy.
 
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