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Shit on Santa bad dog's lap. Have you been naughty or nice? ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK! (

I would love to chat about weed with you guys but I just got my FTP to our new server working and have to do some testing and edit some PHP code.
 
When I was little I sat on Santa's lap once.. until I felt something hard rise under his coat and heard him asked me:

Ho Ho Ho.. what do YOU want for Christmas son, a Jar of Vasoline?

Thats when I slapped the shit outta him, fell back into the Christmas tree, and after a quick wrestling match with his elves I got escorted out of the mall by security. :huh:


I got nothing but coal from fatboy and his little martian looking elves year ever since :(
 
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