Short Poem for the Dork

[whisky]

I dont right poems as a rule of thumb,
but I've just had pizza and a coke and rum,
I've sneaked upstairs to go online,
in 2002 I got a parking fine.
That parking intendant was a no good bum,
I'd like to see him squashed by a rugby scrum.
I was going to end the poem on the previous line,
But right here and now seems the logical time.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Thank you so much
For bringing us that whisky touch!

 

[curiousa2z]

If you make it rhyme,
Is that such a crime?
Will the Poet Nazis
Come and make you do time?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Of course that's not true
They'll just add a chord or 2
Rhyming poetry is not wrong
I just think it works best 4 song!

 

[curiousa2z]

You have a point, tis true:
So much rhyming poetry to rue!
If they weren't often quite so lame
Then we wouldn't think it such a shame.

 

[curiousa2z]

But let us not yet lay the blame
On poets who's couplets sound the same
They try to find their way with wit
Yet end up writing a verbal zit!

 

[The Dork Lord]

A verbal zit that must be popped
Just like the feel that's never copped
Memory was helped by their rhyme
Thus it belongs in another time!