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Should a little musical riff play every time Obama appears in public?
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Ishcabittle
Well-known member
i'd say so, he's fo realz.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
The musical riff that plays when Sam arrives is actually a very important peice of security for Clarissa's family.
You see, when Clarissa's family first moved in to thier home, they thought nothing of the local boy Sam being friends with Clarissa. Even using a ladder to get into her window seemed fine by them.
That was until the pictures.
Pictures of Clarissa sleeping with a pair of balls on her face would start to appear every morning. There was only one real suspect: Sam. Sam had been using the ladder to go into Clarissa's room every night and take photos of him resting his genitals on her face.
Not wanting to deprive Clarissa of her only real (if perverted) friend, they simply installed a small guitar-like alarm to Clarissa's windowsil. The next night Clarissa awoke to a "BREEEANNGG" of a guitar riff, to see Sam at the window.
There were no photos from then on.
You see, when Clarissa's family first moved in to thier home, they thought nothing of the local boy Sam being friends with Clarissa. Even using a ladder to get into her window seemed fine by them.
That was until the pictures.
Pictures of Clarissa sleeping with a pair of balls on her face would start to appear every morning. There was only one real suspect: Sam. Sam had been using the ladder to go into Clarissa's room every night and take photos of him resting his genitals on her face.
Not wanting to deprive Clarissa of her only real (if perverted) friend, they simply installed a small guitar-like alarm to Clarissa's windowsil. The next night Clarissa awoke to a "BREEEANNGG" of a guitar riff, to see Sam at the window.
There were no photos from then on.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Her inexplicably ginger brother had learnt to let out his sexual frustrations in other ways. Making Clarissa's life hell was one of them. Sticking family pets up his bum was another.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I can't remember if I watched it.
