Should I Eat A Date?

[I Love Cunt]

I am not sure if I will like it.

 

[Seph]

whats her name?

 

[I Love Cunt]

Organic date pieces in this trail mix.

 

[Dual]

Dates are good.

 

[Seph]

i thought u were going all hannibal lechter

 

[I Love Cunt]

i thought u were going all hannibal lechter

I already know I'd like that.

This trail mix has date pieces in it and dried apricots. I ate one of those, it was, wierd. I thought that was the date.

 

[Seph]

its aa faaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkeeeeeeeeee

 

[Loktar]

Dates are good.

Agreed.

 

[classichummus]

Dates are really good. I like them a lot.

 

[Kitty]

I, too, enjoy eating dates.

I know, best contribution to a thread ever. Be inspired by the awe inducing insight I've provided in this thread. This was by no means just a bland and mundane half-assed response just for the sake of being part of the conversation.

 

[Donovan]

I find it is much easier to eat dates if you first buy them dinner and some alcohol...

 

[Seph]

this man knows the key to the dates donavan is up to his nuts in guts


brush them pubes out ya teeth u look like chew-bacca

 

[Donovan]

Hey, that's my best pickup line: "Hi I'm Donovan, can you help me with my oral fixation?"

I was raised never to leave the table until the plate was licked clean, nom nom nom.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I am not sure if I will like it.

I don't recall ever trying one. Not too big on dried fruit.

 

[Seph]

neither am i it sucks

 

[The Dork Lord]

Never tried one, never wanted to.

 

[Loktar]

Never tried one, never wanted to.

You don't know what ur missing. Dates are sweet and tasty.

 

[Donovan]

You don't know what ur missing. Dates are sweet and tasty.

Especially when you've got them good and liquored up.

 

[Seph]

Hey, that's my best pickup line: "Hi I'm Donovan, can you help me with my oral fixation?"

I was raised never to leave the table until the plate was licked clean, nom nom nom.

or as the late great Bill Hicks once said


"let me wear u like a feed bag, u can hold onto my horns"

R.I.P

 

[I Love Cunt]

I had some dried Mango today. Wait, mango, mongo, yeah it was mango. Anyway do you know whats in it? Mango! Its great!