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See, crisps to me are like the little bits of fatty goodness that you get from Long John Silvers. FRIED DELICIOUSNESS THAT YOU CAN ORDER BY ITSELF EVEN IF YOU DON'T WANT FISH
You should have drawn a Burt Reynolds style moustache on your lip and had the smokey and the bacon, smokey and the bacon 2, and then got Jerry Reed in to eat the last packet.