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Should Jedward do what Bill and Ted did?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Use their time machine to take a year out to "get good" and learn how to sing and play instruments, then return (from our point of view) a few seconds after leaving? They could unite the world in peace.
 
They should go back in time to their 18th birthdays and knock on my door.

:cosmic:
 
I'm kind of amazed they still seem to have quite a loyal following, though giving up that dumb hairstyle must've helped.
 
Channel 4 needs to do a Jedward documentary, after pandering to Directioners.
 
Featuring the stories of a Jedward devotee who travelled to Malaysia to have an operation dividing her into a pair of male twins, how Tara Reid's career bounced back after featuring on a Jedward music video and the ex-PR goon who worries that her spelling and grammar have permanently deteriorated following several years of pretending to be a couple of half retarded Irish kids on Twitter.
 
Would Tara Reid have got the part in Sharknado without Jedward's life coaching!? Probably!
 
Her role in sharknado certainly stretched her artistically.
 
How would any of us react to a sharknado?
 
Lock the door.

And hope they don't have blasters.
 
Do you have electricity?
 
As far as I know, yes.
 
When Jedward unite the world in peace through their music, there will be no more "Europe" or "America" or "Chinaland". We will all be one.
 
And we will all feel just as sexy as THE TRUE JEDWARD.
 
We'll all have a twin to love.
 
What if I don't want a twin to love?

Can I have some beer instead?
 
They will be cloned and grown in a lab and they will have no rights and technically you could beat your twin clone to death with a shoe if you wanted to. This is the future Jedward are promising.
 
I find that ethically troubling.
 
Well by all means, let your clone live. Just don't push your "clones are people too" agenda on the rest of us, fundy.
 
Well they would be people!
 
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