Should Light Sabers Be Standard Issue In The Army?

[Gagh]

I mean, why have them only in movies? If Luke can take one of those Iraqi AT-AT Walkers down with one, just imagine what a HIGHLY TRAINED AMERICAN GI WHO WOULD NEVER KILL ANYONE WITH FRIENDLY FIRE do with one!

 

[whisky]

YEs

 

[Buttons]

No... Because it'd take too long to teach them all how to use the force. After all hokey religions are no match for a good blaster at yourside BONC!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Han used a lightsabre in Empire and he don't have no midichlorians.

 

[Henoch]

Lightsabers should be standard issue in the workplace. I've often wished to slay a co-worker!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU COULD STICK THEM UP YOUR ASS TOO LOL GAY STEREOTYPE SORRY

 

[Buttons]

... Eww?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

i THINK TEH ONLY PROBLEM IS TOO LITTLE REGULATION ON LIGHT SABRES. THEY SHOULD NOT LET CONVICTED FELONS OWN LIGHT SABRES, THEY CAN'T OWN GUNS SO WHY ARE LIGHT SABRES SAFER??? AS SAID ABOVE, THEY CAN SLICE RIGHT THROUGH AN AT-AT NOT TO MENTION REFLECT / REDIRECT LASER BEAM FIRE!!

WHAT WILL LAW ENFORCEMENT DO WITHOUT THEIR LASER BEAM DEVICES?? CRIMINALS SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!

SO ALL I AM SAYING IS WE NEED TO REGULATE LIGHT SABRES BETTER,, AND NOT LET OUR CHILDREN PLAY WITH MOCK LIGHT SABRES, IT JUST MAKES THEM THINK THE REAL THING ARE TOYS WHEN THEY GROW UP.

 

[PreatorX]

It's a more elegant weapon for a more civilized age after all.

 

[Mentalist]

Also, the problem with Lightsabers being fictional weapons. But that's nit-picking.

 

[Harkley]

Also, the problem with Lightsabers being fictional weapons. But that's nit-picking.

they aren't! HOW STUFF WORKS HAVE ONE ON THEIR SITE:

http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/lightsaber.htm

 

[Mentalist]

Lightsabers are only a figment of George Lucas' imagination, of course. This is an entirely fictional article, based on information in Star Wars movies and books.

YOU WON'T GET ME.



*Takes black book out again*

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I think you misinterpreted something.

Light sabres are real, I played with one last night.

 

[Mentalist]

If it's doing that then I would see your GP.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Girl Pussy?

Dude, you don't get it, that's the problem...

 

[Mentalist]

Fine, set your bathroom on fire, but don't come crying to me...

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Ah crap, I just accidentally cut my hand off with my light saber.

This bionic one already feels pretty natural, though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come in New Hope that alien's arm was covered in blood when Obi-Wan cut if off but Luke wasn't when Vader cut his arm off and shit!?

 

[PreatorX]

Because they established AFTER A New Hope that light sabers cauterize the wound.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FANWANK AN EXPLANATION.